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maybe-chews.bsky.social
Some guy on the internet who's into weird stuff | 🔞No Minors Allowed🔞 | 21 | He/Him | Autistic | DNI: Pedos(including loli/shota)/Zoos/Necro/Proship
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i wanna see more clowns explode honestly

I really love inflating with no discernible reason for it! Just going about your day and then you’re spontaneously blowing up like a balloon! Looking around frantically for a cause, but only seeing your body getting bigger by the second! 🎈🔴😻

Waow no way :0

I'm kinda wondering if I should make accounts on some other sites/apps. I'm considering Deviantart or Furaffinity, but those have quite a few issues, especially the former being filled with AI slop which the site itself supports. Any suggestions?

Sit down ❤️

penelope offered to take linda and gertrude on a “couple’s balloon trip”, but this isnt really what either of them had in mind…

This thing took more time than i expected lol

NOOOOOO I JUST ACCIDENTALLY POPPED THE BIGGEST BALLOON I HAD I mean yeah, it was really hot and I came when it happened, but still, I'm gonna really miss it ;-;

they just added new rules that say all boys must be inflated now . its crazy that theyre doing this

tummy

Big ballooned heads bullied by their bodies! Well, what can be done when you’re just a helpless inflated head? For @goatboy9.bsky.social and @plushy.bsky.social

【CUPID'S ARROW】 Are you single on Valentine’s Day? Because if you are… STAY INDOORS!! Lock your doors and hide! 😱 Cupid is acting weird this year! Instead of matchmaking... He’s turning the singles into SEX TOYS!? Reports indicate the effect is irreversible! RUN!! 🏃‍♂️

Happy puffkiss day 🤭

How about buying one silly heart balloon for valentine's? ❤️💦

The Mam P-Balloon Comic,,, I will be putting it here too, long overdue, in one big thread (1-4/20)

[Bizarre Inflation 1/2] 3rd (5th?) OC to return to the spotlight is Pearl, the Gardevoir with a gigantic Mega Stone permanently lodged in her stomach! She hoped she could afford to get it removed with her tourney earnings, but it seems that someone forgot to tell her Mega Evo and Dynamax don't mix!

I don’t know why you’re so flustered, watching your whole body expand all over! Getting bigger and bigger with every passing moment! It’s just what balloons do! And that’s what you are! Just a balloon! Now relax and blow up like you’re meant to do! 🎈🔴😻

TF100 Day 16: Inflatable! Jessie's magic resistance is not universal, unfortunately. She seems to fare great against most curses, but the magic behind IrmTech's cutting edge product manufacturing techniques cuts right through.

Balloons are so cool, I wish I was one...

TF100 Day 14: Goopy! As a half-demon, Alice has some incredible magical talents; Specifically, she is a natural master of the technique known as Fleshwarping. This naturally surfaces in the bedroom, which Jessie has been learning to embrace and enjoy, despite her reservations.

you havent lived unless youve made love to the nozzle of a helium tank before