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Hey Dems in Congress— break down the fucking doors

Big yikes on this one, I get hating doge, but hating dogs? Like I get not liking dogs but actually hating them

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

Definitely a good idea to send Costco positive feedback for their DEI commitments, but also bear in mind that their union has voted to authorize a strike that may start as soon as 2/1. If you’re going to call, ask them to give the Teamsters everything they’re asking for, too!

Edward Kelley, a Jan. 6 defendant, says President Trump's order to dismiss cases should also cover his conviction in Tennessee for conspiracy to murder the FBI agents who investigated him. Curious to see how DOJ responds to this one. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

every trans kid deserves to become a trans adult. my heart is fucking shattered. ❤️‍🩹

Earth is normally portrayed as a Mother, feminine Mars, the God of War, is typically masculine Therefore, in this 90 page essay, I submit to you that terraforming Mars is just planetary force feminization. Section 1-

This is grossly irresponsible reporting by the AP. What’s being offered is not a buyout. The deal is if you agree to resign in September you can continue working remotely until then. There is no buyout or severance.

It's a Nazi salute

Feels like a 12 hour TikTok ban got a lot more attention than a permanent ban on gender-affirming care for teens

Solidarity with all trans, nonbinary, genderqueer, intersex, and not conforming to bullshit stereotypes people. Fuck those fucking fuckers.

This would also be illegal. Trump cannot criminalize conduct via executive order, and he certainly can't reinterpret state criminal law. This is intended most of all to terrify people. If you are a teacher, consult an attorney for the laws in your state. But don't comply in advance.

Venmo: maybe_krystine Cash: arkzist

1. Getting word that we have another anti-trans EO tonight, this time targeting teachers. It directs the federal government to work with state AGs to put teachers who use trans kids pronouns in jail through "sexual exploitation" laws or "practicing medicine without a license." From a RW source:

🌹 (your) death before (my) detransition

Doomer ethics are based on a “malevolent universe” metaphysics, on the theory that a trans, by her very nature—is helpless & doomed, that success, happiness, achievement are impossible to her—that emergencies, disasters, catastrophes are the norm of her life & that her primary goal is to combat them

This shit is fucking ridiculous It's why I probably won't get a passport anytime soon because it won't match my gender marker on all of my other documents

Give me queer leftists to follow

Wait marvel snap apparently got taken out in the tik Tok ban

People I've never interacted with keep following me Are they all bots?

Left out a plate of black coffee for David Lynch

Waiter: Our special today is Surf & Turf - filet mignon and a lobster tail. Me: Anything cheaper? Waiter: We have Land & Sea - a sirloin steak with giant prawns. Me: Keep going. Waiter: Dirt & Water - a plain hamburger patty with a can of tuna. Me: Bingo!

Heck I'm still unsure about who she is

If I could have anyone narrate my life it would be Werner Herzog

Maybe this is curmudgeonly but it really does seem like TikTok has lowered the bar for the kind of dumb internet shit kids believe. Back in my day it was like, here’s an entire documentary about how Bush did 9/11, and now people watch one TikTok and go around convinced “men can’t stand on one leg”

Bluesky is boring anyone I should follow to make it less tedious?

Every time I get on Bluesky it's some sort of discourse, today its something about transbians? Idk... I'm a transbian and I'm not even sure what the discourse is about

im sorry but if you think dogs would wear pants like this, you’re fucking dumb

Not the elephants

But I'm a gender fluid non binary trans femme ace spec bi lesbian

So is Bluesky full of bots or is it just me

I wanna be someone's wife, but it'll probably never happen

first, Luigi did nothing wrong second, this is the story of every single 'public/private partnership': they are always contraptions designed to steal taxpayer money for shareholders

Went back to school and got diagnosed with autism

I dunno, I jump between blue sky, threads, and X depending on what the current "topic of the day" is

Looking back I spent most of my 20s borderline homeless. I say borderline cuz I did have a roof over my head or a car to sleep in but they were never actually my place and it was always someone else's place I was couchsurfing at

My boyfriend got me a jackalope squishie for Xmas It me

Still have a fever. Wouldn't be so bad if everything wore wasn't coated in a thin layer of sweat

I've never been called short before uwu

girl do it