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Barnes & Noble in Georgetown with a stark “Bohemian Rhapsody”-referencing book display this weekend.

I also turned a year older on 1.30 💘

media update

lebrahn jamez

omg this book changed me as a kid 😭😭❤️❤️❤️

think of it as a death without you actually dying ❤️

phaedra speaking in tongues and holding tea back … this show sure is something 😭 #m2m

strawberry crunch cheesecake, will cut into it at the potluck & show y’all the slice then

omg mary’s son doing heroin is soooo saddddd. i’m so glad he’s getting help #rhoslc

aye

oh yea… he did that shit

makes sense and I hope she leaves him. cuz fighting by his side for something like this would be a huge stain on her reputation

welp, can’t say I didn’t see this coming

proverbs 4:23 “above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it”

I remember I got into a heated argument with my family cuz I said I’m not marrying someone who isn’t financially stable. they’re like “you don’t know who your soulmate is” I said I know they’re not broke LMFAOOO. the fuck?

then they are not my soulmate. next question

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does anybody want to reimburse me for this fawkin kendrick ticket

that doechii performance on colbert was insane. no notes!

and tell him keep the chains on😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

forgot I cancelled my Prime… I’ll catch it on bootleg or sumn

say what!!! omg I always wondered what happened to them

got rubber bands on my brackets again. lord Im bout to tell my ortho to just break my jaw. I cannot take this lmao

my word

old person????????????😭😭😭😭😭😭

how do you turn off ppls retweets??? jesus christ

quickly!!!

old head told me I’m too hardcore cuz I keep refusing to go to his house and insist that he take me out lmaoooo. bitch idgaf. you thought you could over cuz you got 10+ years on me. try that shit with someone else.

Try not to live a life that has most people celebrating your death

quarter pound half a pound whole pound OKAY!

cracker barrel, golden corral, picadilly

“what’s understood don’t gotta be explained” - somebody that don’t understand shit.

I’ve been under so much stress I just wanna scream to the top of my lungs. god plz don’t let me have a year like this again

definitely feel like I reached my breaking point today.

just like god intended

I watched a YT video and my jaw DROPPED when I heard who it was😭😭😭 but it also makes so much sense

FOR YOUR FACE YOUR HAIR YOUR CLOTHING

seriously debating seeing Kendrick at an LA show. I know it’ll be fantastic