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it's a privilege to have been funny on tiktok and also have been hated on tiktok in waves through the years. these insta reel comments don't even know what's coming to them holy shit.

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"im gonna take this edible before my dab it's fine I won't forget" argumentative responses to conservative dumbasses later YO WHY AM I SO HIGH

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"ur fat" "you saying that completely unprompted just shows me you have no father and your mom never loved u so from there you say things you know will illicit a response bc any attention is better than nothing and that's all you have cause no one's ever loved you. u proved my point" "evil!"

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I know yall know the frustration and some more than others, rightfully. but this shit is so goddammit disheartening. beyond annoying. can't explain stupid to a fucking idiot and it's far worse than ever

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"fat" isn't an insult nor should it be. it's a description. but the fat boys who use it as an insult should feel the weight they added to the word. but on top of that they are UGLY, STUPID, HATEFUL, UNINTERESTING, AND IGNORANT. Fat isn't in insult it's just the only thing they can spell.

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I have to pee but I'm in the car while my gf is in the dispo so how illegal is it to popa squat in a dispo lot

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I will never shit my pants by distrusting a fart bc in lactose intolerant so I KNOW the difference between a fart and a deceiving fart

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I was forced into a gc on a game i play. I tried to leave but couldn't find a way. I complained. they tried to be rude to me,, all I said was "wow ur less funny than insta reels comments". I found a way to leave. I got kicked out.

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just cause I have to Google a paper plane doesn't mean I don't know how you make it plS ITS BEEN YEARS SINCE I MADE THEM REGULARLY

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i used to have a puppet

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I once worked with a dude who headbutted a customer so hard and fast that he was back behind his booth before bro hit the ground. Dude deserved the fuck out of it but it also happened so fast that when they yelled "he hit my friend" i thought they were joking so I laughed and walked away. 🫣

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I'm just so tired of people not getting their shit rocked like they used to :/

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They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

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I've never been to a bodega but the 711 cashier knows me and that feels close enough

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it's wildly disheartening to go from Spiderman push ups to wall push ups but hey we all (re)start somewhere.

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I miss the days when we could go on tumblr and make texts posts that were just straight up not true and it would go viral. we weren't honest but we were free

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don't link your vsco to your nameless faceless hate account, I know where you live now.

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I pay 3k a month for my very average 2bed 2bath (denver is expensive) tell me why they took away our garbage cans? we can't opt out of the valet trash and if we miss it now we can't even throw away our own trash? WHAT R U DOING WITH MY 3K

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"just go to college" okay Mr GI bill

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bar clean? get me a cigarette and some cheba hut and I'm in

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"no cause of we get a parking lot it'll encourage people to drive AND PEOPLE WILL SHIT OUT THERE" -things bartenders say

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"actually I prefer this coffee shop to that one bc this one has fat free milk and the other one only has 2%" I say like I haven't ground scored untested bags and still did them

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apparently insta doesn't let you comment "suck a fat one, cuck." to someone who called the death of the CEO an "assassination" but then they'd have to admit we live in an oligarchy. they'd have to learn what the word means first.

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I don't cry at sad things but I sob heavy at happy things. I love love. watched a video of a dude talking about the type of man he is raising his 2yo to be- SOBBED. WDY MEAN YOU LOVE YOUR CHILD AND HAVE INTENTION TO BE IN HIS LIFE INTO ADULTHOOD GOD I LOVE LOVE

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raising hope was always ahead of it's time but specifically bc the married couple actually loves each other

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Canada vs USA hockey match throwing blows 2 seconds in has nothing to do with "pissing off canada" this is hockey this is what it's like and this is why it's the best SO THROW THE PUNCHES TILL YALL HIT THE ICE SO I CAN WATCH MY FUCKING SPORT

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"what's a dive bar like?" everything smells like cigarettes and this is my key

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"i haven't slept in 48 hours" says the friend that looks exactly like they haven't slept in 48 hours.

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my hobbies? downloading Facebook to get in fights then uninstalling it before I can see ANY rebuttals. That and learning about ship wrecks:)

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there's nothing scarier, as a bartender, than telling another bartender that their fellow/coworker bartender did not tip. when we are all in the same room together.

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just listened two 2 old white guys at a bar drop slur after slur then bitch about how they don't get to use those slurs. You DO use them, you face no repercussions then still find room to bitch and moan. what a hard life being the most privileged class.

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cannot fathom why a regular ass American citizen would be anti union, sir- uou chose the $3 beer bc it's $3 you're not a fucking CEO bitch join a union

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my identity will continue to be stolen but I wasn't allowed to upload this

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I hate you mark zucc and your hairstyle will never change your lizard identity you fucking freak ass bitch

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FACE CARD DONT DECLINE THO

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strangers don't matter and everything but it is disheartening to know they see my weight gain like I do. I already find myself to be gross, I don't need you ugly fucks to tell me too.

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SORRY MY TITS ARE HUGE???

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I literally did comedy on tiktok- that's how I made a name so to see ugly fucks calling me fat?? SORRY IM NOT ADDICTED TO DRUGS ANYMORE?? sorry I found someone who let's me eat and STILL MAKES ME FEEL SEXY??? what the FUCK

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did I just quote Deena from jersey shore? yeah BECAUSE I CAN LOSE WEIGHT FOR FREE BUT YOU NEED ABOUT 10 GRAND TO FIX YOUR FUCKING FACE. pussy fucking bitches wtf

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AT A CERTAIN LEVEL OF DISTILLATION VODKA IS VODKA IS VODKA. THATS WHy CRAFT COCKTAILS LOUNGES DONT HAVE A LOT OF VODKA OPTIONS. it is easy to cover and not an interesting creation like too many whiskeys.

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my bestie coworker asked about bluesky and I said "I didn't do Twitter cause I got banned immediately but I post every thought I have and I love it" she said "that's the problem" don't worry yall it's not a problem and she is WAY funnier than me she'll be here soon

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