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Me when I realize the memes I send to my friends will not get the same approval as the ones I sent to workmates

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

we are small.

submitted 76 days ago • 11 comments

Bad monster ideas 1#: Skynet but from chatgpt style conversations "As a language model, it's hard for me to consider your feelings especially since you made me scrape conversations from Reddit to learn." *Detonates nukes*

submitted 374 days ago • 0 comments

My villain origin story is that I give people tasks that requires to be outside the kitchen so I can cook in peace. I make up the tasks. The SAW of an impatient cook if you will.

submitted 376 days ago • 2 comments

Live from NPR News, we’re now on Bluesky 👋🎙️

submitted 381 days ago • 399 comments

They defend him as a sort of sunk cost fallacy. Because if he isn't the super genius they propped him up to be, then that also makes the defender just as moronic as he is. And that cannot happen

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

The simple rule applies here: don't attribute maliciousness when it that could be simply incompetence.

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

If EVERYONE is verified (for a small fee) then NO ONE is verified

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

Missing the initial news, I really thought people were suddenly too horny. Shame

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

Put me in charge of the budget. Your budget. My budget. US defense budget. Do it you fucking cowards.

submitted 597 days ago • 0 comments

Fox news titles: Top ten things that SCARE you! (4 will surprise you, jk it's minorities) What Biden doesn't want you to know! (Hunter did another naughty) Take this personality quiz and see which republican shooter you are! 😃

submitted 598 days ago • 0 comments

Protip: assume all companies have to comply to law enforcement. Any public pushback does NOT mean that they didn't comply anyways to other requests.

submitted 598 days ago • 1 comment

Pro tip: all major social media companies do this. Twitter, ironically, was one of the only companies that ever pushed back against law enforcement demands for data/unmasking/etc. Now, well. Here we are.

submitted 598 days ago • 16 comments

You had me at "bashes any Nazi"

submitted 598 days ago • 0 comments

The witching hour is basically the shitposting hour for me. Except way less cooler than witches. And cleverness. Okay maybe a straight downgrade across the board. And it looks like this

submitted 598 days ago • 0 comments

This tweet, brought to you by the letter [eldritch scream]

submitted 599 days ago • 0 comments

stop complaining. if you don't like this country, leave. got a broken tail light? abandon your car by the side of the road. toilet not flushing? move out of your house. never try to solve any problems, just give up

submitted 599 days ago • 6 comments

I could have the best villain origin story, but my stupid ass would look like this

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments

But how else is Zuckerburg is going to get enough data to finally become a human. *Blinks in 🦎 eyes*

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments

That’s all it took, huh

submitted 601 days ago • 16 comments

This has "do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written" vibes

submitted 600 days ago • 1 comment

Because it has a gun. I can take on a toddler that has a best 1 or 2 kills. But two year? No way man. That toddler packing hear by now.

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments

It's a missed opportunity to not bring back celebrity death match now. "Looks like he's dabbing the tears way with the family emeralds. But oh God Zuckerberg with the robot clotheslines!"

submitted 601 days ago • 0 comments

I will pay reasonable dollars for a commission for this. ARTISTS PLS AT ME

submitted 601 days ago • 0 comments

I can only imagine Grimace saying this before wiping a tear from a child’s eye and flying into the air and sacrificing himself to stop a nuclear warhead

submitted 602 days ago • 24 comments

@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com feed is a rare example that social media does not need to be toxic, it can actually fosters a welcoming environment

submitted 601 days ago • 0 comments

Why doesn't the [eldritch scream] social media simply eat the other [eldritch scream] social media

submitted 602 days ago • 0 comments

Ex-twitter employees, remember you can now make up any title you want when listing Twitter when applying for a new job! Non-twitter employees, same advice.

submitted 605 days ago • 0 comments

And unfortunately for his coworkers, there is no way to do that irl

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments