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It would be really super sad if Swasticars become a thing.

Wearing @britishboxers.bsky.social reading their advert in @bylinetimes.bsky.social amazing. This is so meta.

The "he's not gonna listen to her" reactions are missing many points. Lots of other people are also hearing it. Lots of people can see him hearing it, then weigh what she's said with what he'll do. Lots of people can see her refusal to surrender these ancient teachings to the latest face of empire

"Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day today, haven't we?" "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow though." - Grant and Sherman after the disaster of the first day of Shiloh, April 1862. They won the next. Today is one of the bad days in American history. Better days will come.

📢 Let the stones fly Who among us hasn’t accidentally thrown up a Nazi salute on camera? Cast your stones wisely! A poem, by Steve Pottinger @bigstevepoet.bsky.social

Zuckerberg is gonna throw three sig heils now, just to prove he has masculine energy.

no that wasn’t a threat. i accidentally drew my finger across my neck, it’s a stim for me your honor

Have to wear gloves to feed Biscuit his favorite roast chicken. Last time he bit me so hard it drew blood. #wobblykitten #cerebellarhypoplasia #wobnlycatsyndrome

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Biscuit and Goblin having a snuggle. Wobbly cats for the win. Big brother love.

Now a fractious game of Monopoly is a low point of Christmas but - and bear with me here - what if we could make it worse?

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

The devastation on its way is unimaginable - like nothing humanity has ever witnessed before - and everyone will wish they had been climate activists and ‘hysterics’ when they had the chance. We are in a moment of unprecedented stupidity

This is absolutely fascinating on PR firms seeding reputational hit job campaigns in social media.

I'd really, really like for BBC to broadcast its Christmas Celebrity Masterchef specials but pixelate Gregg Wallace every time he appears and have an actor do his voice like they used to do with Gerry Adams.

Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children! Salk: Well thank God Me: Of course they will grow up Salk: Well I hope so Me: And get old Salk: I guess? Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine Salk: what now Me: And leave NATO Salk: shit

Plants that should not be in leaf/ colour/ flower at the time of year it is meant to be in the film or tv programme. Pet hates especially daffodils in summer.

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

If this person, who is unquestionably an actual expert in these matters, is saying this, we should definitely pay attention.

Was talking about Event Horizon today And i always love this fact of how Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replaced with the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047