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maycontainnuts.bsky.social
Father, Husband to @knittinghippo.bsky.social, Geek, Spurs fan, Chiefs fan, technologist. Not necessarily in that order. Formerly southerner, now an adopted Yorkshireman. #Optimizely MVP (for work) #FFXIV addict (for fun). (The dog's name is Max, BTW...)
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If the recipe calls for 2 cloves of garlic that means 6 really.

submitted 18 hours ago • 30 comments

This is a very interesting kind of ceasefire where people keep firing at each other.

submitted 11 hours ago • 239 comments

A preview of the debate I've secured tonight in the #HouseofLords, starting about 9pm. At which I'll be saying #AxeDrax @biofuelwatch.bsky.social #ClimateEmergency

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

The editors of The Onion are being temporarily released from their torture hole to do a Reddit AMA today. There is also a secret Onion subscription discount code in there. Ask them anything, then they will be returned to their hole. Thank you. www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comme...

submitted 23 hours ago • 32 comments

LATEST | Dangerous temperatures swallow multiple US states with record highs

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Welcome Gavin!! Anyone who wants to follow you, it is easy: join.greenparty.org.uk

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Welcome to Gavin. We are going to make things better in a world that needs that.

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Congratulations to Keir Starmer on achieving something that, until a week ago, seemed impossible - today I joined @greenparty.org.uk. Politics in the UK is completely rotten and I, for one, have reached my breaking point. I have decided I am going to be the change I want to see. #GreenParty

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I was briefed on the intelligence last week. Iran posed no imminent threat of attack to the United States. Iran was not close to building a deliverable nuclear weapon. The negotiations Israel scuttled with their strikes held the potential for success.

submitted 2 days ago • 484 comments

Sitting here eating dinner when I realized: Cottage Cheese is not actually, in reality, a cheese It’s just a curd to me

submitted 4 days ago • 75 comments

I love individuals, but god damn, I hate people My fellow introverts will understand

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

An important question for all my followers... How much hummus is *too much* cause I have eaten a tub a day for about a week, and now I see chickpeas in my sleep.

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On Juneteenth and forever… Honor, don’t bury or whitewash the history of our ancestors who were lynched. (National Lynching Memorial in Montgomery, Alabama)

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Remembering Michael Sheard, born this day in 1938.

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

North Korea out there calling balls and strikes.

submitted 7 days ago • 764 comments

Lol. PSG are going to win this competition through some seriously questionable refereeing decisions, it's obvious already. The game is gone. #ClubWorldCup #CWC2025

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Christ, Nadine Dorries looks like her face got repossessed and sold to a haunted clown. What the fuck happened? 😁🤮

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Enchantment?

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

Raskin: You are not our king, and we are not your subjects. We will never be your subjects. All of us born here on this land are citizens and your executive order is nothing but bad graffiti on the Constitution, and we're going to wash it off today

submitted 9 days ago • 605 comments

There’s no disappointment quite like hearing the family wake up in the morning as you’re still mid coffee.

submitted 10 days ago • 25 comments

Wow. I think the new Haier washing machine ad might be the most pretentious wank I have ever seen in my life. Devastated I can't find it online anywhere to share it here ...

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Keep your cats indoors and switch to Linux.

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

Marjorie Taylor Greene is so dumb she thought LBJ was the Spanish translation for blowjob.

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Only been on the job one day and he’s already lost to Villa. Fuck sake. #FrankOut #COYS

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I told you we’d be back

submitted 11 days ago • 1597 comments

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

submitted 13 days ago • 390 comments

Enjoy your canned vegetables for Thanksgiving, people. This is only going to get worse.

submitted 12 days ago • 853 comments

Urgh I hate migraines so much. Was supposed to be doing so many things today and instead my brain is getting crushed in a vice... 😭🤮

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People that microwave their tea are dangerous and must be stopped at all costs.

submitted 12 days ago • 55 comments

Rough sleeping is to be decriminalised in England and Wales after 200 years. Labour will repeal the Vagrancy Act 1824 to ensure rough sleeping is no longer a criminal offence. It comes alongside an extra £233 million in funding for homeless services, taking the total this year to nearly £1 billion.

submitted 13 days ago • 23 comments

Looking forward to seeing what T Frank can do with this Spurs squad. I'm under no illusion he'll be allowed to buy any players of substance (we'll get "pipped to the post" by United for those Brentford lads), but if he gets the best out of what we have, it will be interesting... #COYS

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Senator Ted Cruz posted a dramatic video of LAPD cars on fire with the caption “this… is… not… peaceful.” What he didn’t mention? The footage was from 2020, not 2025. His post on X falsely implied it was current, part of a broader effort to spread lies and manufacture a crisis.

submitted 15 days ago • 1475 comments

Our spirit will not be broken by fascists. We will never stop!! THIS IS AMERICA!!

submitted 16 days ago • 42 comments

Tell us your pets name with a gif

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Apropos of nothing in particular this morning: youtu.be/AmPN8MPw2dk?...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The world is watching. And we have friends everywhere. Upload everything, every moment. Don’t give them the chance to twist the truth. We have people on the way to help. You’re not alone. ✊🌙💚

submitted 16 days ago • 279 comments

Now everyone will go look up the book and it will make NY Times. #sighs #booksky #writingcommunity

submitted 17 days ago • 1848 comments

pheeeeeeeew, my current employer is NOT happy that I'm leaving. "You're going to be leaving us with a significant knowledge gap that I'm not sure we can fill anytime soon." Yeah, man. But how is that my problem and not yours? Guess you shouldn't have ignored me every time I asked for a deputy?

submitted 17 days ago • 23 comments