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maycontainnuts.bsky.social
Father, Husband, Geek, Spurs fan, Chiefs fan, technologist. Not necessarily in that order. Formerly a southerner, now an adopted Yorkshireman. #Optimizely MVP (for work) #FFXIV addict (for fun). (The dog's name is Max, BTW...)
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After an appeal from my publisher, Balatro has been reclassified by PEGI from 18+ to 12+ This is a good step from PEGI - bringing nuance to their ratings criteria that used to be 18+ or nothing. I hope this change will allow developers to create without being unfairly punished

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Ban the POS everywhere! I wonder if you can order with Swastikars on the side?

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THIS WILL BE A FUN WEEKEND ACTIVITY FOR ALL OF US 🤣 Send your best response to [email protected] 🦋

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All my childhood punishments have become my adult goals: Eating vegetables, staying home, taking a nap, going to bed early.

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Post an image you can hear...

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Just seen the new Counting Crows video and Adam Duritz has finally completed his transformation into Adam Richman. Like, they're *identical*... If the next single isn't a song about eating the largest pizza in New York (but being sad about it), I'll be totally shocked.

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WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

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theradicalfederalist.substack.com/p/radical-fe...

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No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

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An ancient gummy-looking worm-like creature that hunts by projecting sticky goo from its head has been crowned New Zealand’s bug of the year. 🧪🐛 Peripatoides novaezealandiae, or Ngāokeoke in Te Reo Māori, have rows of pudgy legs & skin speckled like a galaxy. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

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President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

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Spurs are about to become an oil club. As someone who has been deriding Chelsea and City’s ‘success’ for 2 decades. I think that my position would be untenable. I’d rather stay as we are.

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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

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"sensitive snowflake"? that's inconsiderate of you. I'm more of a

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fought this old man for the first time and he basically gave me a jumpscare in a tower defense game

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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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THE PS VITA DESERVED BETTER

submitted 14 days ago • 29 comments

@dogs.bsky.social #Dogs

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star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”

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Me on my way to replay one of my favourite games knowing I'm about to make the EXACT same choices as last time

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it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

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🚨BREAKING: #THFC are set to make Cristian Romero their lowest paid player by offering him a bumper new pay-as-you-play contract. [Graeme Bailey]

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"Oh no, a new #Civilization game is coming out, my life as I know it is over for the next 18 months!" I thought to myself, before remembering that it takes at least a year and two expansions for most Civ games to be playable... The reviews for this one seem even more scathing than usual, too 😕

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Wife: I'm pregnant. Husband: Hi pregnant, l'm dad. Wife: No, you're not.

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... *Sighs*... We're fucked, aren't we? I just don't understand how these people (they are ostensibly human, apparently) don't get that money will be *utterly useless* when the entire fucking planet is on fire. How do they go home & look their kids/grandkids in the eyes?

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Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

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UnitedHealth has retained an attorney to sue social media users for defamation. UnitedHealth, like its peers, takes their customers money and denies needed treatments knowing this causes harm and death. They deserve harm and death. Sue me, motherfuckers. news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and...

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As someone who is surrounded by conservative white men, I can say with confidence that they think it's gay to love your wife. Like genuinely if you openly express love for your wife, you're gay. Fellas you're gay.

submitted 16 days ago • 13 comments

I really hope this impresses someone who needs a social media manager, community manager, or personality hire. blue.facts.dev

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...aaaand, I'm done. See you next season boys. #COYS #LevyOut

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Fully prepared for Dr Tottenham to serve a personal remedy to Rashford today and for him to bag a hattrick. #COYS

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If one thing is going to stop me playing #Rivals, it's that every few games I'm match-maked into the last 10 seconds of a certain defeat and it counts in my record as a loss... Infuriating.

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Still waiting on an answer from those who keep going on about an injury crisis at Spurs: Of the team that started last night, apart from the two centre backs, which currently injured player would have SIGNIFICANTLY improved that starting 11? Johnson? Maddison? Werner??? #LIVTOT #CarabaoCup

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The team are exhausted for sure. What sucks is the mistakes by the same players that made them when there was no injury crisis. Bissouma, Davies, Porro, and Bentancur. Bad before the injury crisis. #coys #thfc

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We might get relegated, but at least we had the League Cup semi-final, right lads??? #COYS

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You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too

submitted 20 days ago • 229 comments

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

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