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Mother of Cats, PhD
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New obsession

I have a very important meeting with an attorney today so naturally I look like a disgusting jowly rat

Bedtime

People like to ask me how I'm so productive with all the chronic pain. I'm not super woman, that's for sure. I do a LOT of to do lists. One at home one at work. I also set my clothes out the night before, even though I don't always wear what yesterday me suggested. Here's a look at my lists

Half cat half shrimp, all Bean

He really is like if a stuffed animal came to life.

He have many beds but he sleep in end table

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

This is Simon. He would like to fall asleep on you, please, thank you

I apparently took migraine medication last night and bought another coloring book, more markers and a new foundation so there goes my no buy lol

I don't know why it's so funny that he's so beautiful and also so stupid and goofy

When you're a little baby who won't stop crying until Mom lets you in with her into the bathroom

Simon

If they try to take away my Lexapro I will literally die but lol I guess

Henley, 16 years old, 6.9 lbs, defeated three vet techs and a vet today and successfully kept almost all of her blood in her body. They got a tiny tiny amount that was enough to determine she's not quite anemic

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

@jasefwisener.bsky.social

Raise your hand if you spent hours on the phone today with your neurologist and your pharmacist and your insurance begging for someone to help you and your headaches lol lol

@soljd.bsky.social @dizzynitram.bsky.social @dnabro.bsky.social @rebeccow.bsky.social @thejoedean.bsky.social I got a God pack!

I am really struggling with depression and anxiety and migraines lately

My life in an image.

I guess?

I don't know what Ashley coded characters would be

Last night the world lost a witty, smart and brave woman. @jennyjennijenne.bsky.social I'm so grateful to have known you for so long.

Well well well if it isn't my crushing anxiety here to assure me that everyone hates me

I spent all day reading and writing about what we'll do when ICE comes for our students. Not if, when.

*cups hands around mouth* HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU

Tired AND sad

@jennyjennijenne.bsky.social hoping you and yours are as well as can be