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mayonesa.bsky.social
22 - Bitch - From Country of 🏳️‍⚧️- they/she or somethin 🔞
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Musescore's notation software is genuinely one of the best, which makes it really funny that the website is a piece of shit that gets somehow more broken every week

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

im falling for the marvel slop.... Rivals in just 5 more hours... I'm sorry to everyone who has to deal with me instalocking squirrel girl everytime ❤️

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Hier, Ta Mère "Choke My Chicken" Trés Bien

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

if ashton jeanty does not win the heisman i will do nothing however i will be mildly miffed

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

when I was a kid i thought all buddhists were monks and I was like wow. I wonder how anybody ever gets anything done over there

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Crazy to see the disney lorcanafication of Magic The Gathering

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

[conversation about saliva] Oh, that's like hawk tuah right?

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

if I had a dog dick i'd be knotting all my besties

submitted 436 days ago • 0 comments

trans person calling any other trans person they disagree with a "babytrans"

submitted 444 days ago • 0 comments

Suckin him so silly, he starts speakin simlish

submitted 448 days ago • 0 comments

all this "biological advantage" talk but man. I can't do shit. Try me in darts . I wont hit that fuckin board

submitted 448 days ago • 0 comments

little does she know im playing that album that reminds me of when i was twelve while we have sex

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments

I regret to inform everyone. I'm normal now.

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments

bra that says haulin on one boob and freight on the other

submitted 454 days ago • 0 comments

"diversity win" then it be a white gay guy

submitted 454 days ago • 0 comments

giving them that 600 pounds of ramen stare when they show me their hole

submitted 454 days ago • 0 comments

sex so stereotypically lesbian you coulda swore girl in red was playin

submitted 455 days ago • 0 comments

supposed allies when the non binary person isn't afab or feminine

submitted 456 days ago • 0 comments

seeing drawings of characters/ocs with scars is the most affirming shit on the planet

submitted 457 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes I talk to my partner like im their father because its a funny joke but I think they like it too much

submitted 458 days ago • 0 comments

I have bpd and just looked up the term "catastrophizing" and brother. I think i just looked into a mirror

submitted 458 days ago • 0 comments

CHaser? I ardly Know er! a

submitted 459 days ago • 0 comments

we all have that one transfem friend who has been on HRT for years and still hasnt voice trained at all

submitted 459 days ago • 1 comment

i hear porn hub is moving all their incest stuff to a sister site

submitted 460 days ago • 27 comments

Guy that only wants to be in a jazz band so he can make the stankiest stank face ever known to man whenever a soloist starts playing

submitted 460 days ago • 0 comments

Damn girl. Do you go to the gym? because I think a relationship between us would. Work Out.

submitted 460 days ago • 0 comments

i gotta make sure when I die, I die with a boner so rigor mortis sets the record STRAIGHT.

submitted 460 days ago • 0 comments

everytime somebody follows me or likes a post of mine I intentionally try to make a new awful post in hopes they unfollow me

submitted 461 days ago • 0 comments

my pngtuber friend is in denial that they are a pngtuber . . .

submitted 462 days ago • 0 comments

i need t4t older sister younger sister toxic puppy codependent power imbalance dynamics. NOW!!

submitted 462 days ago • 0 comments

toxic yuri save me Toxic yuri Save me toxic yuri

submitted 462 days ago • 0 comments

I hae not taken my meds in liek a week : )

submitted 462 days ago • 0 comments

Read em and weep boys [I flip my cards to reveal an image of my ballsack in shocking detail]

submitted 465 days ago • 0 comments

who wants to taxidermy me 🤩🤩

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

Just unfollowed an artist for joking about NNN. I aint need that negatively in my life i need to jack off.

submitted 474 days ago • 0 comments

Evil descartes be like: im putting the horse behind myself.

submitted 475 days ago • 0 comments

i dont pee.. i Piss.

submitted 476 days ago • 0 comments

Naurrrr 😭😭😭Grindr is NOT sending their best today

submitted 476 days ago • 0 comments

i constantly make fun of this image in my head, but I know people like this IRL and they are happier than I ever could be

submitted 476 days ago • 0 comments

Memory from 1 year ago, today! *Close-Up photo of my sack and nothin else*

submitted 478 days ago • 0 comments

in lieu of self-harming in more severe ways i've decided to just post my controversial but objectively correct homestuck takes on twitter.

submitted 480 days ago • 1 comment

i luv when sharty likes my posts

submitted 480 days ago • 0 comments

sipping on some tea that shit is herbal Smokin my weed till im non verbal

submitted 480 days ago • 0 comments

just got followed by 3 porn bots today... FEeling famous.

submitted 481 days ago • 0 comments

smack it up!

submitted 481 days ago • 0 comments

Tell Em To Bring Out The WHOLE Ocean

submitted 481 days ago • 0 comments