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Humor is my weapon of choice, truth is my mission. Cancer survivor. USAF vet. Music junkie. Cat dad. Inked. Bosox & NY Giants 🌊 🇺🇦 🌈 Ally 🚫 M🅰️G🅰️ts 🚫 Crypt🅾️crap Catch my cat Lotus dropping wisdom daily on Substack: https://www.substack.com/@lotuspurrspective
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Send an email to: [email protected] Give them a list of 5 things you did last week. Flood the server. Be creative.

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

A lot of people who are feeling untouchable right now are about to find out the hard way that, over the next four years, we’re all going to lose—big time.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Just being cute isn't going to cut it anymore… Men are going to want a woman that can catch a chicken now.

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

If you need me, I'll be in the forest searching for a portal to another dimension. This one has gotten pretty sketchy lately.

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

Is it just me, or does Elon Musk look like a South Park parody of Elon Musk?

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

submitted 8 hours ago • 6 comments

Felon47 firing a highly qualified, black, 4 Star General, only to replace him with a far less qualified white guy is a perfect example of why DEI policies were made necessary in the first place.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Beans and ammo are great and all, but if you think society is going to collapse, you should be stocking up on friends. Community is stronger than rugged individualism.

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

I really didn’t think I would spend my golden years fighting fascism.

submitted 12 hours ago • 8 comments

You know how old people don't have a filter and don't give a shit what anyone thinks? That's me... I'm old people.

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

If, by some crazy reason, you should happen to get one of those $5,000 Elon checks, get the money in cash and hide it somewhere because now that he has all of our personal information.(including banking) it would take nothing for him to take the money back just as quickly as he gave it.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Billionaires and millionaires are trying to starve children and old people for sport.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

I talked a lot of shit about January, but February can go f*ck itself, too.

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

You'll get a $5,000 check from Elon Musk right after I cash this $10,000 check from the Tooth Fairy.

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

Bigot Does What Bigots Do: Felon47’s Purge of High-Ranking Black and Female Military Officers open.substack.com/pub/lotuspur...

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Happy Saturday! Let's dance our way into the weekend... Straight Up - Paula Abdul youtu.be/El1kgCqD7Xk?...

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

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submitted 1 day ago • 81 comments

States, cities and towns should hire the guy that salts the fries at McDonald's to do the roads.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It definitely tracks... www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Being an adult is realizing $1,000 is little money to have but a lot to owe.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

So, I was in a shoe shop this afternoon trying on a shoe. I said to the clerk "It's too tight." She said, "Try it with the tongue out," so I said, "It'th nho ghood, itth thill thoo thight."

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

As long a Faux News exists, the country will never be unified because their profit model is division.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

We're completely screwed unless somebody does something, and does it now... www.project2025.observer?fbclid=IwY2x...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

RFK Jr is talking about getting rid of covid tests, possibly as soon as tonight. Order some NOW... www.hhs.gov/coronavirus/...

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

The next person who says, "At least it's sunny," when I complain about the cold is getting kicked in the nads.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Sesame Street isn’t supposed to turn a profit. The Post Office isn’t a business. Police and firefighters aren’t there to make money. Not everything has to be a cash grab.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

So, why is it that when Star Trek 'boldly goes where no man has gone before' they always find someone there?

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Here’s an idea: Make it mandatory for all products sold in the U.S. to display the exact cost of tariffs on the label. Let’s see him wiggle out of that one.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment