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mayorthirsty.bsky.social
kirkland brand lindsay lohan / brooklyn boy
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Forgot I have the day off if anybody wants to fall in love get married and start a family

submitted 60 days ago • 4 comments

TRANS PEOPLE ARE NOT INVISIBLE

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

It not being winter rn is kinda slay

submitted 62 days ago • 6 comments

Also I need a cash pig to pay for all the merch I need to buy

submitted 65 days ago • 3 comments

hi

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

twigs never misses

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

hey bb. if you’re reading this… tense your jaw, transfer all the weight to your shoulders, tighten your whole body, don’t drink water ever again. ily! u got this: 💕

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

American life is PERFECT, actually, for those asking

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

was just the 667th like

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

who’s gonna make me babygirl

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

thanks gingerjeezzus

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

feeling very …. good boy tonight

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

my phone suggested this memory on my homescreen at work today :)

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Not me falling in love with every barber who touches my hair

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I believe him case closed

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

ginger bred lol

submitted 103 days ago • 2 comments

Midwestern women love to call it “chipolte”

submitted 103 days ago • 3 comments

listening to straight guys talk about women is terrifying

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

hi dads

submitted 107 days ago • 2 comments

silly goose vibes only i s2g

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

touching grass is not enough, i need to get inside a volcano

submitted 109 days ago • 8 comments

my phone suggested this memory on my homescreen at work today :)

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

the curtains… the drapes…

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

getting my wisdom teeth removed snatched me right up

submitted 630 days ago • 0 comments

will never forgive the girl who broke this mirror

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

who wants to wrestle

submitted 115 days ago • 3 comments

fighting the urge to make jokes on my friends nudes

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

softie sunday i guess

submitted 117 days ago • 4 comments

hi :)

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment