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submitted 13 days ago • 54 comments

A Heart Full of Song and An Ass Full of Shit

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

chat is this real

submitted 71 days ago • 95 comments

Not beating хуй в жопу и убийства allegations

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

time was on twitter you could make a cask of amontillado joke and everyone would eat that stuff up. people loved getting the reference. they’re probably expecting one at the end of this post. there’s not. but i can show you where one is

submitted 462 days ago • 83 comments

Sad to see all these people at the airport terminal mindlessly glued to their phones. My own phone is full of intellectual enrichment they could never begin to understand lol chumps

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

wow the parade this year was crazy

submitted 87 days ago • 60 comments

Your are stalking your ex on Instagram, I'm stalking my ex on LinkedIn

submitted 303 days ago • 0 comments

Wie ist das Wetter? Can't get any wetter

submitted 318 days ago • 0 comments

Karma police, arrest this piss

submitted 319 days ago • 0 comments

Me, after drinking four beers: "They call me Alex Four Beers"

submitted 353 days ago • 0 comments

Me, after drinking four beers: "They call me Alex Four Beers"

submitted 353 days ago • 0 comments

Учёные смогли запустить Doom на процессоре из демонов, пойманных через портал в ад

submitted 390 days ago • 0 comments

I have no knees and I must sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit and stand and sit

submitted 510 days ago • 0 comments

John F. Ken

submitted 570 days ago • 45 comments

Моё платье с элегантно вышитой надписью "Я не трахалась с конем" вызывает у окружающих много вопросов, ответ на которой содержится в элегантно вышитой надписи

submitted 572 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 574 days ago • 4 comments

Bitch! I live!

submitted 592 days ago • 1 comment

ha-Ha!

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments