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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

This hurt my feelings for a lot of reasons.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

The average American has three friends

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The average American has 3 eggs, but has demand for 15. So here are 12 photographs of eggs. I am a business man.

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

Overheard in the group chat: William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of them dead.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Come on

submitted 2 days ago • 178 comments

"How can we make this less intuitive and worse?" The question every software and app developer boldly asks and then acts upon.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It's genuinely amazing how quickly NBA teams can go from playing well to looking like no one on the team has ever played a game of organized basketball in their lives.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Harrison Ford has no equals when it comes to expressing “Is this really what we’re doing?”

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

I have never, at any point in my life, been cool enough to go into 90 percent of the stores in the average mall.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Ray Bradbury successfully predicted a lot of weird little things a bout the future in Fahrenheit 451 but one he doesn't get enough credit for is the way people use driving a car as an outlet for random acts of sadism

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

"What would you say you do here?"

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death

submitted 10 days ago • 670 comments

“People aren’t the apex species they think they are. Other creatures - bigger, smaller, faster, older, younger, more powerful - call the shots, make the air, and eat sunlight. Without them, nothing.” - Richard Powers #EarthDay

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The Pistons last won a playoff game so long ago that I was optimistic about my life.

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 50 days ago • 12 comments

Working for sports info as a student at WMU is still one of the best things I've ever done and working hockey games are some of my most cherished memories from college. So incredibly proud of how far this program has come and happy for the people who continue to put in the work to support it.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

In the immortal words of NATIONAL CHAMPION Pat Ferschweiler about 15 years ago: "Winning is, like, way better than losing." #NationalChamps #BroncosReign #HockeySchool

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE GONNA DO IT! #BroncosReign

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Man called BU soft TWICE in a midgame interview, go get those private school pukes

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Do the thing, Broncos. It's been good enough 33 times this year. What's one more? #BroncosReign #HockeySchool

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I need a cigarette. #BroncosReign

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

What a dumb sport.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

One more good period LFG #BroncosReign

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

KRAMER SNIPE! #BroncosReign

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Kevin Harlan: "Tonight, the NBA on TNT is brought to you by the new crispy tenders at CarMax. What? Wait a minute, hold on. Are they serving tenders with cars? We just had the marriage of two different sponsors and it was UGLY." 😂

submitted 24 days ago • 42 comments

Facebook tells me that 17 years ago today, I changed my major from civil engineering to journalism - a decision I only occasionally want to punch myself in the face for.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 25 days ago • 79 comments