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Royalty/King 👑 A day shall come when a simple disc of dough, adorned with savory toppings, shall unite the world.
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Let the cheesy delight, a celestial disc, descend from the heavens. A gift from the pizza gods, to nourish and inspire the royal feast.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Let it be known throughout the land that the noble Canucks have emerged victorious from their latest trial by ice.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Tis time to turn in, my good subjects. Let the moon watch over your slumber, and may your dreams be filled with visions of grandeur and, perhaps, a royal feast or two of pizza pies. Sleep tight, and may the morrow bring you joy and prosperity.

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, December. A time of merriment and mischief. Let the festivities commence, and may the Yuletide spirit fill your hearts and bellies.

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

A feast fit for Kings Pizza.

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

To all thy American folk - Happy Thanksgiving. May your bellies be full of turkey and mead, your hearts warm with love and your minds free of worry.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

2-ply (or greater) is a testament to the finer things in life. A luxury befitting a king.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

You mustn't pee into the wind.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Let the following decrees be known throughout the land. Firstly - All toilet paper must be 2-ply at the very least. Secondly - Z shall be pronounced "zed". Finally - The official Royal food shall be pizza and all tributes shall be pizza.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

It is with great honour that I, Sir Wibbly McButternutz, have been crowned the King of pretty much everywhere.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments