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Call me (ishmael) McButts or Crime Dog. Either is fine. I'm 33, a weirdo, and a collector of cursed emotes. Trans rights, bitches. They/them
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No one cares that a bunch of rich female celebrities went to space for 11 minutes. Real female astronauts do it all the time and people are dying. Your expensive girl's trip is not news.

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love when shrum bans me for being funny

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I can only read dandadan two ways and neither of them is correct. 1. Dan Dan Dan Or 2. Dan The Dan

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@lucahjin.bsky.social human trafficked the eiffel tower in the mayor mccheese jail

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It's fucking wild to me that me being nostalgic for ocarina of time in fall of 2010 led me to watching a bunny girl tell a story about horse girl calling her dropping a hateful chicken sandwich her personal 9/11

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The funny thing about protonjon gender jokes is that in some alternate universe, Jon came out as a trans woman and NO ONE believed that version of them and all the love and support they needed and deserved got redirected to our Jon who is just a cis guy. In this essay, I will explain why there is an

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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

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Never paid much attention to the die hard dude in rick and morty but I was playing tetris and rewatching the episode and I realized that he's voiced by fucking peter dinklage

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Sometimes you just need to cook and eat something good, down it with some homemade wine, and eat something chocolate after and call it a night.

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We knew exactly what this administration was going to do because it was written in Project 2025. Folks can be surprised at how quickly it has moved, but no one can act like they didn't know.

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Caught him mid yawn.

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I can no longer make nachos as I am officially out of shredded cheese

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I blame many people for how stupidly this timeline has played out, and yes partly I blame Biden for not conceding earlier and giving it over to Harris but I also blame the people who drove it all forward. The magas aka nazis.

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Bread and circuses is not just ANY entertainment. The Entertainment must give you some sort of false catharsis from the stress of living under the horrid conditions the ruling class imposes upon you.

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one bonkers new thing my phone started doing is: when I text a short phrase with an exclamation point, it creates a custom emoji with those words and suggests I use that as the next thing I type

submitted 403 days ago • 38 comments

Certainly worth repeating in the times we are in..

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The only thing that gets yoshi to move out of my way while I'm trying to walk is me booming at an unreasonable volume "MOVE!" and it gets really really annoying to have to yell at him to not try and trip me all the time. Love him to death but he is ANNOYING

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I'm still nonbinary. I will always be nonbinary. Stop using he/him for me.

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