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A girl dad, a designer, a dancer, & doodler. And like you I have issues. 😉 #artsky #artist
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I was watching a vid of Trump saying something idiotic. My daughter says, "Is that Orange?" She then asked, "Does he think it looks good, all that orange? He's the worst." My girl rules. GIRLS RULE. #resist

I got to see two of my three sisters today. ❤️

Playing around in Adobe Illustrator. I need to draw something more fun and then illustrate it in vector format. #batman

My 12 year old just asked to go to Comic Con and the nerd in me just shrieked.

tried to do the heart shape with my fingers and long story short i’m in a gang now

Spam email bad. Spam in a can bad. I might get hate for this.

baby are you tickle me elmo, cuz you looked super cute when i first saw you, but you scared the shit out of me once i picked you up

ASTEROID: *speeds toward earth* ASTEROID'S MOM: *grabs asteroid by the collar* stay away from there you might catch something

In case you've been living under a rock or are, in fact, an idiot: - the Jan. 6 insurrection was instigated by Trump - the 2020 presidential election was won fairly by Joe Biden Facts matter.

Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

Let’s workshop the best way to hurt a Nazi. I’ll go first. With a brick.🧱

I dunno, I like the original even if its not polished. I still have plenty of practice to get really good. #illustration

Missing Maine in the summer as snow falls out my window. Trying to plan my next bucket list trip. Maybe Costco.

The US needs a return policy, where we have 90 days after inauguration to send the president back for one that isn't broken

Last year, I sent my husband to the store for something that didn’t exist. He waited an entire year to get me back. Today at Home Depot, he texted saying he needed a left-handed screwdriver… and I actually asked for one. Well played.

Without representation the world is a cold, pale, and worthless canvas.

I'm not judging you at all, but I am taking notes

When FAA employees are telling us it’s not safe to fly, we should probably listen.

Woke is just an anagram for Ewok. I’m happy to be a kind fuzzy creature.

Me: Why are you reading? I'm naked, in public, again. Can I have some pants?! Also, me: You don't know it yet, Mom, but you're going to pay for my therapy.

Normalize drawing characters from the back.

I'm the only king around here Trumpy Dumpy. #king

Look at me with 124 followers! Is it like dog years? So really I have 893 followers?! I’m just gonna believe in this math. Especially since everything seems made up these days.

Who thought to call it a karate fighter playing shy rather than Cobra Coy?

Gonna open a comedy/breakfast joint called Schticks and Scones

Daily reminder that democracy is under attack by Trump and his goons. Also, I have a coupon for a free coffee!

Dripping super glue into the little cracks around Excalibur. Try it now, Arthur, you fuck.

Doctor Who: We can go ANYWHERE in time and space! Also Doctor Who: Let's go to Wales again

I would shovel snow for you so you don't slip in your New Balances

Watch like nobody is dancing.

Does this sash make my butt look big?

Porky Pig does it. Winnie the Pooh does it. Donald Duck does it. Even Squidward does it. But when I walk around without pants on it's, "Put your hands up, get on the ground, and slowly put your hands behind your back!"

Anyone involved is ruining American democracy is getting a swirlie. You’ve been warned.

Boys be like, "I love your confidence" and then do everything in their power to kill it. 🙃