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I’ll have whatever Thomas Paine’s having
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If there’s any hitmen out there named Mario, now’s your time to shine

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

Spending a month on Bluesky has created a whole new model of a fight we need to be having right now. Not liberal vs. conservative or whatever, but respect vs manipulation. I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.

I’m all for supporting an ally against our shared enemy, but “pushing” them to send their youth to war is a fucking rough line to cross to that end

You'll miss free trade when it's gone.

Has anyone done a wellness check on Allan Lichtman lately?

If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report. Just fyi

Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.

I’m sorry?

Whats the over under on Jake Paul leaving the ring with both ears intact

You want me to say Skeet and Reskeet?!

Hopefully @theonion.com treats this with the responsibility it deserves and keeps us all up to speed on the status of gay frogs

I for one can’t wait for this platform to grow, if for nothing else than to someday hear the phrase “skeet-storm” on the evening news.

Biden only has a few weeks left to do the funniest thing and swap out a few department heads with the likes of Chris Hayes, Joe Scarborough, and Rachel Maddow.