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mcfisterthethird.bsky.social
While I lean heavily toward rainy, gray skies, I have to admit that the blue sky over here is nice, peaceful, and not Nazish. Pretty dope. I've not actually fisted anyone as of this writing... but I'm in the market.
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2nd protest 50501 was rad. Still waiting on my Soros checks!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, I went to the protest, where the hells my check?!?!

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submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I'm tired boss

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

My top 10 Video Games of all time. Also note it's subjective and I have not played every game in existence: 10: Seventh Saga 9: Secret of Evermore 8: Secret of Mana 7: Halo CE 6: KOTOR 5: FF7 4: FF3 (US) 3: Everquest (PC) 2: Chrono Trigger 1: Ogre Battle March of the Black Queen

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Yo, we got that dub... and I think we accidentally kidnapped their children as well. What a cheek clappin that was

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Let's get this dub!!

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

People always assume that I just want to fist them, which is true most of the time, but they never ask if I'd like to be fisted. It's a tragic tale

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Hey fellow cubicle homies, have you ever had your head free fall straight back after nodding off at your computer? I over corrected and heard a pop in my neck. Doesn't feel great right now, but I gotta get my data entry done today. This life ain't it man...

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

Speaking of ridding myself of spineless corporations who put an end to their DEI initiatives... and my transfer over to Costco, I probably should update my card from 20 years ago:

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Heroes

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Throw back from Gatorade

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I kept hearing that Skeleton Crew was mid, but damnit if I didn't enjoy the hell out of it. Was giving me Goonie vibes.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

FLY EAGLES FLY

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a higher high than connecting two big puzzle sections together?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Holy wow, the scammed AI bots are out today. She's helping her older sister with her kids and helping with her store that sells children's clothing. 2 of them hit me with that line, and magically, they live extremely close to my made-up location, how convenient. Btw, what's Signal?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

How many AI bots are on here? My first post was a joke about an AI rizzing me up, but now I got a DM from an attractive woman who has no business talking to a pleb scrub like me. Seems sus and her generic answers are not beating the allegations.

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Okay, so now I am being told that 10% chance to rain doesn't mean it's a 10% percent chance to rain in my area, it means it's a 100% going to rain in 10% of my area. Can a meteorologist fact check this for me? I feel like I'm about to see a black cat walk by twice...

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Today I learned that potential storms that are a month+ out on a weather app is speculation based off of historical data and weather patterns from the past. I thought they used wizards to scry into the future a bit.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Never once have I had anything intelligent to say, and this is by no means an exception

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Vibes: Chilling with impending Doom sprinkling in Show: Fallout on Prime Last movie watched: Scary Movie Book: Words of Radiance book 2 of Stormlight Archives Puzzle: 5000 piece Waldo Video Game: POE2 Sports: Eagles Song: youtu.be/OjT1nqtlGGU?... Love is Love and with that said fuck Trump and elon

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

With the current chaos we find ourselves in, it's important to talk about the real issues. For starters, I had an AI rizz me up, and unfortunately, at this point, looks like it's going to be hand to wang combat. I need to translate this into getting laid, but the numbers aren't crunching my way!

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