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mcisme.bsky.social
He/Him; licensed professional counselor; arcane Christian spiritualist weirdo; college football degenerate; enneagram adjacent dofus (3); pro-liberation of every thing; trying to suck less and be more human
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there is little hope for this dog those bacteria are too big

saw this in manhattan the other day. it's an honor for sure but it's miles away from my home. i'm honestly just gonna keep using the manhole outside my apartment whenever i need to go into the sewer

Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

The You Know You’re From Dunmore Facebook page is meme’ing about Vic Fangio. CC: @treblaw.bsky.social

man do I have a special place in my heart for Joe Moorhead. This is a Football Guy. Let's eat

youve been held aloft like a fool

Is this good

picking up a urinal from the adjoining room and placing it against the far wall to make a Korok appear

EBERT: Now this Shadow, he's a guy who – SISKEL: He's a hedgehog. EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

15-3 is a score from some ancient variant of tennis that went extinct during the age of sail where you weren't allowed to move your feet

LMAO.

Damn this is sick

I am Smaug and my browser tabs are my treasures and coins

*cracking under the pressure of writing one new bluesky post a day* this must be what mr beast feels like

"Video games cause violence" Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad

hey, short time follower and big hater calling in for the fifth time of the day! this shit sucks

"and it is very unfair, this play. Is it even a play? I don't know, no one really knows. But this play, they call it a [squints, enunciates] Tush Push. Very nasty. They line up, are they onsides? I don't know, then they push with their very big strong guys and it's not very nice"

Can't prove it but i just know cybertruck drivers experience at least one moment of acute embarrassment per day in those things

the army before the third amendment was passed:

college football was started in 2018 by the shutdown fullcast community. it's just so cool to see what was once a running gag on a podcast evolve into its own universe. honestly it's probably bigger than the podcast at this point

Gunner Stockton is from Tiger, Georgia, you cannot be further up in the hills than that

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

Joe Biden can still salvage his legacy. he must give every American a double jump

[Me, on the phone with producers] These Blinders are quite good, almost top tier; “peak-ish” if you will.

stephen a smith gonna be in the next kingdom hearts

tip for surviving the holidays with extended family: produce harmful spheres of electromagnetic energy

YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.

"SAY-QUON BARK-LEY"

Free my guy omg

shout out to meals!

Scientists now believe that many dinosaurs were losers