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mcleemz.bsky.social
screenwriter and bean to bar bad boy
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Jacksoff Pollock Fish Breeders since 1922

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Igor Stravinsky your heart too big. Your themes too different. Your double-reed orchestrations too sensitive. Too much Parisian pedagogical wisdom. Your mid-century modern LA house too sick. They’ll kill you

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The “peaceful protest” thing reminds me of a brand client who said “we want this campaign to be a ‘positive protest’ against the status quo.” When we told them you only protest when things are bad they said “but what if you were just playfully angry?” You can find their organic tampons at Erewhon

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

wake up babe new asparagus just dropped

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

a what now

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

tom bombadil tom bombadil wife goldberry height goldberry feet goldberry feet normal hey dol merry dol ring a dong dillo

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

under a McLeemz Administration there will be a catalog of Canonized Movies that you can watch any time you want. no American Taxpayer should have to pay their hard-earned money to watch The Fugitive

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

every man has an outré fantasy he revisits to normalize himself in times of emotional turmoil. mine is to rear-end a motorcycle cop while using my gas and brake pedals to play the double-bass part of “One” by Metallica

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

The wasteful, prurient opulence of the caviar bump is the perfect image. The conservative relishes consumption but not nourishment, cooking as destructive and denaturing but never transformative. A chef may be conservative, but as with poetry or comedy, there is no such thing as Conservative Cuisine

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

when a professional basketball player gets a big ass tattoo of a basketball on their shoulder

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

i’m sorry but the topics that become discourse on this website every day are loser shit. Speed cameras, bluesky user numbers, fascism, etc. what if we all coalesced around a years-long obsession with the provenance and supply chains of cacao pods [throwing my voice] yeah he has a point

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

ba da da da dah I’m wokin’ it

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

[being hoisted] oh god. it’s mine, isn’t it

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

you’re getting your pussy ate when you hear me call out: “do you like that?” “a little higher” you reply. “How about now?” Then you look down—such clarity of diction. that voice couldn’t possibly be his. you’re right. welcome to the future of Agentic AI

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments