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I’m the real president of the United States of America | they/them
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ⓘ this user loves cheese 🧀

Sick with the flu coughing up a storm but I’m have a shift tomorrow so it’s fine

I hear they’re renaming The Gulf of Mexico “The Goolf of Mexico”

Why was bro there?

I got that dog in me and I love my family call me Brian

I think gangnam style should make a comeback in a big way

I’m a special needs person And my special need is nicotine

All trump needs to do is smoke some weed lmao, he’d be a lot more chill

❇️NEW VIDEO❇️ For a medium entirely based around media analysis, I’m surprised no one has made an introspective piece on the nature of the “video essay” itself…So, I made a video essay on video essays (yes, for real lol) youtu.be/dhkDGsT6MhY

What do you mean? We’ve ALWAYS been cringe

The people yearn for another mediocre sonic game

Yeah my mere existence anger people to the point of wanting to kill me but y’know, I look stylish at least

Some people are making up crazy conspiracy theories to prove Jews run the world It’s actually me, I control the world and its hard :((((

My penits

The 13th of March will be an interesting day for elon musk

Is Jimmy Carter still eligible for the next election?

The Nintendo Switch 2 looks cool as hell, having the color be accented is peak ngl

I love huffing fumes, it’s my favourite past time

yep

Wait actually How did a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

*in trumps voice* Kitten needs a diaper change

Every single designer clothing store, and I do mean every single one of them, is a scam

Like and repost if you think Batman should have to battle porn addiction in the new movie #TheBatman2

Well I wouldn’t have said any of that jargon, if only the media news outlets were listening to me, the Real President of the United States

What if his name was Penis Griffin? Ever think about that?

It would be kinda funny if it happened again

The hard part about selling a book (which is a long thing you wrote) is that you have to get attention with posts (which is a short thing you wrote.) These are very different skills. I am good at writing long things. If I was good at short writing, this post would have a funny ending.

“Fluffy handcuffs are perfect for autistic people” -my partner after putting on fluffy handcuffs

Me and bro

She wanted beef so I started stroganoff

I’ve been hearing there’s a bunch of Chris’ that are very jovial going about lately

Achoo-ah, sneeze on that thang

8 year old me when the corn and gravy weren’t separated

This is no shade to people who like the bold and the beautiful but this is just entirely too much show, it’s too much, and this is coming from a doctor who fan

Would you love me if I was a worm? Broke Would you love me if I had a soulpatch? Woke