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this week was 11 years

Kristin Du Mez writes, “for those who still think truth matters, it’s important to know what we’re dealing with.”

2 year old gulps a bunch of water after playing after church: “I was drinking like a beautiful sheep.”

2 year old has taken to announcing IM A SAD PRINCESS every time she’s upset and I’m here for it

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Budapest today. People are demanding that PM Orban resign.

2 year old told me sweetly, “Mommy, you’re my shape.” “Oh, wow, thank you! What shape am I?” Tenderly, “You’re my hexagon shape.”

I want the name of whoever invented daylight saving time so I can thank them for being so awesommmme

From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this

Someone in our house has been sick since the week before Thanksgiving and now Daylight Shmaylight Savings!!!!????? Will we ever sleep again?

Just overheard a couple parting ways after a first date and the guy was like, “No, I understand. I don’t want to waste your time. I know I don’t talk as much as some people would like.” 😭 It was a moment.

Listen. Do not underestimate what The Final Countdown and a Swiffer can do on this weird Sunday. You can thank me later.

Birthday present from my 5 year old and TBH I underestimated the delight a Beanie Baby can still bring

Free shelf at the local YMCA for the win

Highly recommend disassociating with a solid 2001 playlist.

If you’re interested in using my book for a book club and you’d like me to give a talk or Q&A, let me know—I’d be delighted!

A friend gave this to me a few weeks ago and it brings me so much joy.

two of four flags have come down in our neighborhood so at least there’s that

So @scottmcoley.bsky.social discovered a parenting hack today while I was in the grocery store and it worked magic on our 5 year old

Peak two year old behavior is sobbing uncontrollably in the car because the moon isn’t following us anymore.

Ok but where’s Batman?

I’ve been reading The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe to my son at night before bed and it has been an unexpected source of comfort in the midst of all this chaos.

The audiobook for 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑎 is Amazon’s top new release in nationalism!

“For they sow the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.” Hosea 8:7

I keep typing things and then deleting them because what can you even say?

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