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>unites china, rok, japan >recognises the independence of taiwan nobel peace prize NOW

Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.

None of this is good but maybe now America will get to have cool wikipedia sections like "year of the four emperors"

in her thang creating a taylor polynomial that approximates the g spot

having friends in florida is nice cause you can vc with em while being high as balls and unintelligible to any person from a civilised state but they have years of tweaker interpretation experience

Planet Definitions xkcd.com/3063

never kill yourself

drink review: monster Viking Berry. i swear to god im gonna try to kil myself one day again im gonna fuckin do it

drink review: ghost Swedish Fish. i do like swedish fish. also apparently Ghost has stopped texturing their cans but this one is still textured luckily

Downy woodpecker! This is a lifer for me, they’re not super abundant here. #birds #birdphotography

drink review: dr pepper Blackberry. very excited for this one

do you think if we lightly hit the tower of pisa with an ultralight we could straighten it

drink review: monster energy ultra blue hawaiian. when i was buying these at safeway the deal was 3 for 8 or something but the deal wouldnt apply at the self checkout so the safeway teenager wagie manually discounted each can so it was 3 for 3.8something. thank you random wagie

someone in my building has the same laundry detergent as me. i gotta kill them

every time i do dxm they change the discord ui. they know

kris-coded character (pathetic wet cat)

drink review: Celsius Cherry Cola. apparently one of the places on my campus sells these pretty cheap a pop so thats sick

drink review: pepsi wild cherry & cream. im an rc cola fan personally aint on that coke v pepsi bs. but this looked interesting

>join language exchange server because i need new hobbies >immediately dad joked in french

i got instagram recently so i could scroll reels. why are there so many femboys. i liked one femboy post and now it wont stop giving me them. help

running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage

what if instead of l’hopitals rule it was l’freakitals rule and instead of finding the derivative of the numerator over the denominator we found the derivative of me over you

how it feels to be unnecessarily clingy to people online after they show basic human empathy towards you even though theyd rather you fuck off

oh wow, you're telling me that refusing to aid ukraine isn't going to bring the war to an immediate end? i could have never imagined www.wsj.com/world/russia...