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After house sitting hi tech Home Farmhouse, perhaps Mick will suggest this to Bridge Farm?#TheArchers

Started watching my new* ‘Paradise Towers’ DVD and the Red Kangs are really annoying!!! *purchased second-hand from CEX, a second hand tech and media shop. #DoctorWho

I need to k ow what #Merz means? Also #TheArchers? Are the welsh longbows going in?

#TheArchers Helen could always put out the news that Celia’s buying her milk from contaminated Bridge Farm. Shooting herself in the foot, but it would be amusing.

The Clean Water Action Group might not want an untreated milk dumper, Pat #thearchers

Did you know that horseshoe crabs have blue blood—and it’s saving lives? 💉 These ancient creatures (they’ve been around for over 450 million years!) have a special kind of blood that clots instantly when it detects harmful bacteria.

Not sure why Fallon needs to discuss job offer with Harrison, she’s unemployed, he pretty much unilaterally decided to bugger off to Yorkshire. #thearchers

Helen has been taken to the cleaners they should have got in to clean the dairy. #TheArchers

I like Cecilia Sparrow. She can come again. #TheArchers

Text Message: ‘As a fellow Borsetshire cheese maker, I never miss the opportunity to rub the competition’s nose in it, particularly since you’re the miserable cow who didn’t rate my cheese. Now look at you. HA! See you at 6’ #thearchers

BBC product placement. #TheArchers #DeathInParadise

Altogether now! Helen & co - why didn’t you get professional contract cleaners in? 🤨 🙄 #TheArchers

‘Every member of the team has been working their fingers of to the bone…’ With the (possible) exception of you Helen….. #TheArchers

Mick: “That’s the drinks wardrobe. It holds more than you’d think.” #TheArchers

Announcements on the socials? “Bridge Farm Tearooms...now s**t free.!!" #TheArchers

Is Charlotte Martin with her fabulous B&W photos here yet? I’m being really disciplined about not going to the old place but missing people! #TheArchers

This is an airbrush. (Picture from Google). #TheArchers

The Gills don’t speak to us either Joy. #TheArchers

‘Good lad’ applies far more to Henry than George. #TheArchers

Susan: “By the way, why ARE we pouring hundreds of gallons of milk down the drain, when that’s definitely, hugely, illegal?” Helen: “Search me, Susan.” #TheArchers

Up in Yorkshire with my brother and his family. 🥰 I haven’t spotted Harrison as yet. 🕵️‍♀️ Still recovering from my energetic rendition of ‘The Promise’ by Girls Aloud on karaoke at a birthday party last night. 🎤 So no tweetalonging. ENJOY THE MIGHTY CELIA! 🧀 #TheArchers

Slavco (??) is the agency milker hired to help at Bridge Farm. #TheArchers

I’ve just checked: Will Grundy was 42 on the 9th February. Pip Archer was 32 on the 17th February. Happy (belated) Birthday to them!!! 🎉🥳🍾🎁🎈🎊🎊🎈🎁🍾🥳🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾 #TheArchers

I’ve just checked: Will Grundy was 42 on the 9th February. Pip Archer was 32 on the 17th February. Happy (belated) Birthday to them!!! 🎉🥳🍾🎁🎈🎊🎊🎈🎁🍾🥳🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾 #TheArchers

Regarding this week's discussion on the ownership of The Bull. These paragraphs from The Ambridge Reporter (ambridgereporter.org.uk/Bull_History...) accord with my memory, though I also remember Jamie's share being 5%. Kenton owns nothing. #TheArchers

I’ve just checked: Will Grundy was 42 on the 9th February. Pip Archer was 32 on the 17th February. Happy (belated) Birthday to them!!! 🎉🥳🍾🎁🎈🎊🎊🎈🎁🍾🥳🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾 #TheArchers

Had a vivid dream that I made roast potatoes with washing up liquid. Can’t shake it. Don’t know what it means. Send help.

The 20+ year history of trying to make a sequel to Jim Henson's Labyrinth:

Perhaps Bridge Farm needs a robotic shite shoveler and deep cleaner? #TheArchers

"Sir, please lower your voice, I'm trying to help you"

On the ninety-ninth anniversary of his birth, remembering the incredible erudition and waspish wit of the late, great, comic genius Kenneth Williams (1926-1988). #FryingTonight #InfamyInfamy #StopMessingAbout

Wow! Congrats to Bluesky for passing the milestone of 32 MILLION users. Spread the word!! 💙🦋 bsky-users.theo.io

Blue Peter (22nd February 1973). Captain Mainwaring and Sergeant Wilson pay a visit to the BP studio.