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George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

Trump’s going to try and appoint the new Pope

What are these “town hall” things that people from other states seem to get? 😡

smoking weed in the cool night air while staring at the stars and yearning (i am very effete and mysterious)

betcha i can eat this whole kirkland signature lemon blueberry loaf right now

Can we start advertising about jury nullification in the area around where Luigi is going to be tried?

Eggs and Egg Products, Agriculture Canada (1973) Designed by Mary Brett

LISTEN TRUMP: You can solve this rift with Janet Mills swiftly. Trade Maine away to Denmark and get Greenland. That’ll really show them Mainers!

What the fuck is wrong with Democrats

I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

Usually when states go to court alleging federal coercion in violation of the 10th Amendment there is not a literal video of the President doing it.

The Execution of the Doge, by Delacroix, 1825. He was beheaded for attempting a coup d'etat. Apropos of, you know, absolutely nothing at all.

Am I crazy to remember that we took Dread Zeppelin somewhat seriously in the early 90s? Recognize that somewhat is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that question, but I remember them being much more relevant than they had any right to be.

LITERALLY EVERY FBI DIRECTOR HAS BEEN A REPUBLICAN. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Do you think the Noviks have ever banged in the furniture store after hours?

Posting this for no reason at all

Not an AOC stan but she’s the only Democrat who seems to be Democrating. What she’s done over the past few weeks should be the *bare fucking minimum* for anyone with a (D) next to their name.

The US is far too unorganized for a general strike. A tax strike would be easy tho, esp w/6k IRS agents getting canned during tax season. Mass disobedience couldn’t be easier than a national tax strike.

w h a t

It’s weird, right, that we all know @dril as “dril” and not the name “Wint” that’s on his profile? Who else is better known by their handle than their name, I’m sure there are others.

"When you ride TESLA, you ride with Hitler. Join Public Transportation Today!" Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland

What’s a good alternative to redbubble?

Apple ImageWriters were some kickass printers.

beaches woulda been a better movie if bette midler had closed the film by singing glory box instead of glory of love and she was beth gibbons and it was just a portishead concert

The best journalism these days is being done by the likes of Rolling Stone and Wired.

What if, and hear me out, the US became the 11th province.

In the coming weeks, a lot of slow-on-the uptake folks are going to begin belatedly realizing Trump is both an inept moron and a dangerous autocrat. Our great civic challenge in these trying times will be calmly welcoming them aboard instead of primal-screaming in their faces.

"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR"

Daughter just noticed a hair in the dish they are cooking on 207 tonight.

Thanks, RFK Jr.! (j/k apparently this is legit tho)

Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI

I forgot how much Hugh Grant’s character gets his shit rocked in this movie.

The kids are all right

Rewatching the O.G. Bridget Jones’s Diary tonight. Occurs to me that Bridget Jones is kind of a British Rachel Gellar.

Malls should have a special day where all the various goo stores (Lush, Bath and Body Works, Sephora, etc.) dump their inventory on the ground and you can slide around until fumes overtake you.

Black scholars argued this incessantly after the war. Britain killed 10’s of millions of Indians, Belgium enslaved and genocided the Congo, France slaughtered its Algerian subjects. Nazi Germany was the logical extension of US and European colonialism, not an aberration.

I would rather have 7000 year old Joe Biden in 2028 than this clown

lmao jesus

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