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Musician, Dev, and Amateur Astronomer | United we demand, alone we starve | I have 3 animals | ♠️⚪️🟣 | He/Him
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Our store just experienced a code brown

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I couldn't find miss Sofia when I got home and she has a habit of sneaking out of the apartment She was in my jacket

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Mark Cuban: Don't worry, I'll privatize the government in fact I would fucking love to do it Resisters: please Mr cuban sir put your dick all the way down my throat for saving America, we should make you king now actually

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My cats are so picky about the kind of wet food I give them. They like the shredded chicken, but shredded chicken with chicken liver is a no-go.

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I don't care if the ai makes trump look funny I hate the ai

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US helped Ukraine Putin attacks back by boosting trump It's fucked y'all

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I worked 86 hours last week and 79 this week This isn't a brag I need help please

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What a good day to have been too busy to watch the news

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Never monetize something you love

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Band I kinda like put out a new album Listening now

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She helps me in the warehouse She says no forklift it is loud

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Hardware cat sells you chainsaw

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I didn't think 300 was cool when it came out

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Ordering flowers for my store

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They say a wise man lends his ears but not his thoughts The same is true of undercover cops

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Super Size Me! but it's Elon doing fentanyl for 30 days

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Bro interviewing people for a job in smalltown bumfuckville Texas is absolutely wild

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Please don't let us be in the timeline where Philip K Dick is right about everything It's scary close already

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Greta looks so fucking cool

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Time is money I have no time I have no money

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Checked my digital couch cushions and found $18 between Venmo, CashApp, and PayPal

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Decided to try having my meds shipped to me and I've been waiting 2 weeks for something I could've gotten in person in about 5 minutes

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Status: touching grass

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I bet elon was called the r slur A LOT when he was a kid

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Just Sofi doing inverted catnip

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Kinda bummed that the whole drones/UFO thing fizzled out

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All the bands should be on bluesky already Where are you guys??

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I think I could thrive on burritos alone

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You know it used to be the case that the FBI and CIA actually had to pay people for the takes some of you have. You can’t even get a check

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In an unjust system, feeding people for free is one of the most dangerous things you can do

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I'm so close to paying off my student loans My car is paid off in September as well No gods no kings no masters

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Hell yeah brother that accommodation is reasonable af

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Idk if anyone cares or not but I just nailed the key change in I Want It That Way

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Mourn in the morning Fight during the day Dance at night

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He is buddy

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3% chance of an asteroid striking earth doesn't sound so bad until you think about getting a rare drop from a boss So many times I've hit a 1/5000 on my first time

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Egyptians built the pyramids because cats taught them physics

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Brain hemorrhage. Fatal stroke. Lingering aphasia followed by a coma. Aortic dissection. Fall down stairs while intoxicated. Fatal car crash. Fatal air crash. Drowning while under influence of Ketamine. Coronary atherosclerosis as a contributing factor. Self inflicted gunshot wound to head. Murder.

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i think it’s so cool how 20 years ago crank conspiracy theorists were relegated to corners on the internet on sites called shit like “TRUTHNEWSNOW dot com” and now there’s just a 50 / 50 shot half of those old users are in government positions these days

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There's 0% chance a human made this

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Okay so wtf It was 90 a few days ago

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Another fine day teaching irresponsible teenagers how to use dangerous industrial equipment

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In the time of chimpanzees I was also a chimpanzee For it was quite common at the time

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Feeling melancholy today

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Counting the sides to make sure Saturn still has a hexagon

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My depression was cured by anger and spite I must now live to see my enemies fall

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Sharing my runescape memes with BlueSky enjoy

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