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this is the kind of tech blogging no one does anymore and there should be way more of @willsmith.fun next.content.town/p/unfucking-...

Dirty Baja blast. God is real.

Oh no, Tony Hawk is in cholesterol medicine ads. It's so over for millennials.

The eagle has landed.

Malort time bb

Lil rasslin tonight

Every January I get an urge for hot dogs, so I buy a pack. The problem is that when you have a pack of hot dogs in the fridge, the solution to every snack problem is “why not have a hot dog?”. I’m on dog three.

PSA:

What I'm bringing to the new years party: 1 bottle of Malort 2 cans of PBR (for me) 6 tins of sardines (to share)

I wanna give a special shout-out to the lines in the gym mirror that make your shoulders look 2 inches wider than they are.

Breakfast of champions 💪💪💪💪

Yeeeeeeeeee

Gummy clusters are more addictive than any drug on earth. Please don't let these be a seasonal release!

Made rice without a rice cooker for the first time in like 10 years and I absolutely fucked it up.

It appears that millennials have once again proven impervious to America’s rightward drift.

All of us rn