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no trans woman ever took my nintendo

Hey man, I'm sorry I said things that were contrary to things that are true about you. To the extend that I said them, they would be false.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 3,1948

"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."

With Lelo's arrest a couple weeks ago, and this article from a couple of years ago: www.cascadiadaily.com/2023/feb/14/... It sure seems to me like ICE is targeting noncitizens that engage in labor activism.

Based on what I've seen of the people who end up in this situation, I'd probably become an insufferable shithead.

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma! Because I'm an emotional eater and this team is killing me. #mariners

I *never* want to hear the "brace your urethra for turbulence" commercial again during a Mariners broadcast again. Or any broadcast really.

They couldn't maintain that energy for five fucking minutes lolcry

breaking the record with an impassioned speech then immediately allowing unanimous consent to a Trump nominee. the democrats are the Ohtani-era Angels.

Missed opportunity not flying Roger Maris Jr in to see Cory Booker break this record

Cory Booker has said he won't yield the floor until the Braves score a run. Wow.

We did though! Sure, doing so 1 time in 250 years and mostly ignoring it after 10 isn't functionally different than never really doing it, but the 14th Amendment was a massive structural change to our Constitution

Negrón is sending runners home too recklessly

SMDH TOOTBLAN

The Mariners love stranding runners. It's such a defining feature of this nautically-themed team that I think we ought to start calling it "marooning"

In 2006, I Photoshopped the bear pride flag into the background of a picture of Grover Norquist, and through the vicissitudes of Google Image Search, the image was routinely used by mainstream media sites for a couple of years, LOL.

"Taking action" seems pretty lighthanded. If any of my clients committed a low-level felony in front of 6 million witnesses, they'd already have a warrant or a court date

Seriously: arrest him. The governor should have state police arrest him and charge him with election fraud. Then immediately hold a press conference explaining you arrested someone for committing election fraud and will continue to do so. Just fucking arrest him already. You can actually do this

Reading this in the tone of "Short Skirt Long Jacket"

God those ad patches on the Mariners' uniforms is disgusting

Been hearing about this @cascadiadaily.com @bhamherald.bsky.social any reporting to verify?

Attention Skagit county Wa residents: over 20 ICE vans randomly grabbing people, they are everywhere and resort to violence when questioned!!

Not gonna predict division winners, wild cards, etc.... But I am predicting the Mariners win 86 games and are 1 win short of making the playoffs.

Time for another year of Mariners baseball, friends!

The replies to this are scratching the itch that developed when the annual Name Of The Year bracket disappeared.

Music theory nerds don't need to listen to music. They can attend a concert with a person onstage saying shit like "plagal cadence to 6 minor 7th over 5 while the violas play a descending mixolydian" and everyone will get it.

@kentremendous.bsky.social @joeposnanski.bsky.social The MLB summer barnstorming tour is brilliant. But every 3 years it ought to yeild to the WBC. Relatedly, I think the winners of the World Series, the Korean Series, and the Japan Series should play a round-robin in Hawaii every November

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg