Profile avatar
meateatermeteor.bsky.social
28 posts 12 followers 8 following
Getting Started
Active Commenter
Posts 7 Comments 21

I am proud to be a DEI hire D- doesn’t E- ever I- show up on time

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Nice try, witch.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking: Trump announces White House IPO.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

“You have no idea how badly I want to,” Megatron whispered, his breath warm against Optimus’s faceplate. Optimus shuddered, his very spark trembling with longing. “Then do it.” His voice came out weaker than he intended, almost pleading. “Or step away. Stop making me want something I can’t have.”

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

This is NOT a Mexican plane. You can’t hear any bass from outside the vehicle and the rims are stock.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Toddlers are running the government now

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

y’all my appendix raptured that is not a typo

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments