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gets handed keys to the kingdom "Here, you can relax." (It's a Saturday. It's half-term. Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.) Hey, Google. How does one relax?

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My heart goes out to all the smart men and women working for SpaceX, but #SpaceXTakedown will happen. The power needs to be returned to NASA. Leave space exploration to the astronauts. To Butch and Suni: hang in there! 🚀💫

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Krishnan Guru-Murthy having to clarify that the 'E' in DOGE does, of course, not stand for inefficiency, as earlier mentioned on the Channel 4 news. Oh, behave!

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Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now. 1. Stock Room Monkey 2. Wholesale Pastry Packer 3. Urban Coffee and Sandwich Creator 4. Receptionist / Ticket Agent 5. Cinema Rat / Popcorn Maker

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Not sure how much core strength I managed to get in, but enjoyed fighting my demons to this, 'Immigrant Song' and 'Whole Lotta Love'. Anyone come up with a Led Zep-fueled workout plan yet, or can I turn this into a business? youtu.be/oC-9aEf0Q-A

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Most days, I tiptoe alongside my own personal abyss, but this week, it's been staring me dead in the face no matter what I try - exercise, books, entertainment, news. Might try yoga. Hello, self-sabotage, my old friend. #realtalk

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Testicles usually drop at around nine months of age. Mike Pence’s took 65 years.

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How Hitler Dismantled a Democracy in 53 Days www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

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Definitely not the Messiah!

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Change your diet. Eat your dictators.

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Marvel TV boss Brad Winderbaum says they’re exploring bringing back more of The Defenders characters into the MCU “I can't say much, but I'll tell you that it's so exciting to be able to play in that sandbox” (via EW)

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Are people actually using ai to write emails? Like just type what you want to say man

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Appreciation post for the comedian who once voiced the Ukrainian version of Paddington Bear. 🇺🇦🕊 Give this man the f*cking Nobel Prize.

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Guy Pearce better take that Oscar and shove it high up Spacey's arse.

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After gently reminding my Significant Problem to watch 'Kinky Boots' for over a year, last night was finally the night. "OMG it's amazing!" It went as expected. 💅✨️

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"If a tree falls in the forest, and I'm not there, and it makes a sound, but I don't hear it, but someone records it and plays it back to me at a dinner party, does that mean I'm still in the forest?" - Dean Learner #ManToMan #comedy

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Gold standard TV. 🫠❤️ #TheFearClinic #CH4

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Keep it going! More protest events coming soon. #TeslaTakedown

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Life is beautiful, and also ridiculously short. So, see the world. Smile as often as you can. Love as deeply as you can. Be patient. Be kind. Be grateful. And don't waste time worrying over nothing. – my own (2017)

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Embarrassed to admit I only very recently got 'round to listening to this. What a delight @robert.thecure.com is! "I admire anyone who does anything." 🖤 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

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Well, this was rather lovely.

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Earworm. #GarthMarenghisDarkplace #MattBerry #RichardAyoade #MatthewHolness #AliceLowe youtu.be/OO-ZGP68-3w

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So very much deserved, but it still should have been Saoirse, in my humblest opinion. Women supporting women. 💞♀️✌🏻 #Anora #TheOutrun #LeadingActress #BAFTAS

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Robbed. #NabhaanRizwan #MikeyMadison #BAFTAS #EERisingStar

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👊🏻💥 #KieranCulkin #ARealPain #BAFTAS #BestSupportingActor

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Robbed. #TheWildRobot

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YES, JESSE! #ARealPain #BAFTAS #OriginalScreenplay

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Robbed. #MonkeyMan #DevPatel

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This already beats the Oscars! #BAFTAS

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from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler

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To the fox that keeps sh*tting in my garden: I will find you. And once I do, I will teach you how to fly.

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All proceeds go to the Conwy Arts Trust and The National Brain Appeal. gofund.me/fbad29e7

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Terry Jones' statue better be him naked behind a piano. I want value for my money! (Miss you, Terry.)

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Monty Python: £120k raised for statue of Terry Jones - BBC News search.app/UY1CTK4tTS9r...

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❤️

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What a buzz! Watched the Led Zep docu at their old studio space. Confirmed: Jimmy Page is a god. 🎸🔥

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WWF helping facilitate trade in polar bear fur, investigation reveals

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This was a long time coming! I've been asking the Government probing questions about the supposed independence of #LordWalney 's advice since October. He advised government to treat climate protesters as extremists, while having clear financial links to oil and gas companies 🤔 #LordWalney16

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At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years. Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.

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Roses are red, our bank balances too, so cut interest rates, a lot faster thank you

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Can't help but feel Chiwetel Ejiofor's character in Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy was a tad tame, considering this is the man who gave us this. 👠🫦 #KinkyBoots

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Watched trailers for 'Mickey 17', 'Death of a Unicorn' and 'The Salt Path', and they look great! 'The Salt Path' is based on Raynor Winn's books, which I gave to read to my Gran when she had just lost my Grandad. She told me it brought her comfort and has since re-read them in great detail. 🌊🌾❤️‍🩹

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Got threatened to get beaten up 31 minutes into my shift. That's a new record, I think.

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