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mecha-lenin-3000.bsky.social

games in which all may win, such games remain as yet in this world uninvented

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Wow it turns out that when you use skincare products your face stops feeling like someone wrote War & Peace on it in braille

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The CIA has shot me with the mid-day nap gun

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(my roommate forgets to do the dishes one time) the international rules based order is disintegrating...

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"Othello is about jealousy and envy" Nice try it's actually about how every kingdom has that one vizier

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As you can see from the graph my percentage of cheating on you has gone down by 95%, I think that you'll find that my survey method of not counting having an affair with your sister as cheating backs this data up

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As man I've been cursed by god to have beautiful long eyelashes and luscious dick sucking lips

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Wonka: Come with me, and you'll see— Mike TV: hey welcome to my stream, today I'm doing an any% run of the wonka chocolate factory tour Wonka: It's rude to interrupt a singing adult, child. Mike TV: [barreling past him] now, the timing on the long jump into this chocolate pipe skip is brutal

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running out of james bond film titles uhhhhh what about "You Can't Cum Twice"

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Bro stop you aren't supposed to laugh out loud at the jester's jokes bro what the hell

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Debate Degenerates and Graph Perverts are identical, schizoid men who toil all day to convince nobody of anything in absolute denial of possessing any biases and constantly surprised by reality fighting their conclusions at every turn.

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Sliding in her DMs like Eugene Tooms

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Oh you don't think I drive better when drunk? Why are you, a white person, questioning my indigenous ways of knowing (being an irish american)?

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I hate this little freak and their testicle shaped head

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Me right before she rips the anal beads out like a lawnmower cord:

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What about Glengarry Glen Powell and he's like "You can't fly that jet, jets are for closers"

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extremely important PSA

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The press conference in my head: "Is it true that you are a failure and all your peers have accomplished much more than you at this age and that you should just *** yourself?" Those are unsubstantiated rumors and the I will not be taking any drastic measures at this time

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Drake Super Bowl Party

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As a matter of fact I’m in your ass right now

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There is an architecture of child abuse that shallow criticisms of it's patriarchal nature tend to miss. You need like 1 or 2 drops of conspiracy in your worldview, otherwise you won't change the ledgers and business logic that materially construct child abuse.

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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

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As a bald man you gain a follicle back every time you make fun of a fellow bald

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The Norwood Scale of Spiritual Baldness: 1. Not shaving with an obvious bald spot 2. Wearing a hat to hide your shame 3. Watching debate streamers 4. Talking about being bald like it's a disability

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Boomers will give their kids $10 for a down payment on a house but spend $280 a week to eat at a shitty chain restaurant called "The Shart Factory" that only serves well done steaks and all-you-can-eat white bread.

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My ex had Brooklyn Dad Disorder and was constantly saying shit like "You're mad at me for cheating on you when there is a freakin cheeto destroying the constitution"

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sadistic child abuse is core to the ideology of conservativism as practiced in the united states.

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I'm coining Slop Side Economics sorry former vox writers, it's mine

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Every kingdom got that one Vizier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Just krillin in namek rapids

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After the board meeting where Papa John said the N-Word This meeting could have been a xeet

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Why is Matthew McConaughey on my tv talking about "asian-force" or some shit

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Au tissed up and no gundams to build

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Switching from twitter to bluesky is like switching from heroin to weed, one is way less addictive than the other but I'm still using it in the office bathroom instead of working

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