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Fanboy, lawyer, deviant. It/Its Welcome to this weird slice of my consciousness Talk steampunk-electro-swing-jazz to me ✨😈🎵📚🐈‍⬛🕹️🍄🏳️‍🌈🏴✨
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Al steals art and consumes water at an atrocious rate but it can also be used to make Goofy say slurs in German so it's impossible to say whether it's good or bad

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Zuzu's just standing there- menacingly! #caturday

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"Omg, this song is about me(ntal illness)

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got em

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5000+ pentagon employees are going to lose their job because elon's goons don't understand money laundering

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normal people don't dirty dishes they always like to keep it clean they don't make trouble cause they follow all the rules they solve world issues while they lay out by the pool #normaljerks #musicsky #punk

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when he invites you in for coffee but you got something else in mind

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I end up with a lot of 3 sec videos of me cursing because I thought I was already recording

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Animorphs book cover but it's a hot dog with ketchup morphing into a hot dog with mustard

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standing over NPCs at 2am to complete a quest #elderscrolls #skyrim

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I think Azura thinks she wants to go outside

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Don't tell me astrology is fake when my birth sign is the Atronach and my Magicka clearly doesn't regenerate when I sleep

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BREAKING: my spirit

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An LotR scene that lives in your head. Brad Dourif was 10/10 Whose voices do you read it in?

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Do not go gentle into this fourth reich Rage, rage against the fascist right

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"Hey dude, what are you up to?" Me:

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I'm always much more productive tomorrow

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Would

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The orc forces were repelled when Aragorn summoned the flying laser bears or something Idk haven't read it #booksky 💙📚

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Roses are red You're my honey I want to buy you something But I don't have any money

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I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Protoss Looking for: ⚪️ Men ⚪️ Women 🔘 Additional pylons #valentinesday #starcraft

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Nothing beats getting a new comfy sweater I'm so hyped rn

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A little Galaxy News Radio to help get through post-Apocalyptia (and chores) #musicsky #fallout

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I mean..

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My self destruction so easily led I need to be real and I need to be fed My self destruction increases my cred No need to end now, I'm wrecked inside my head

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Me after last night's Super Bowl:

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Kendrick Lamar literally slayed a drake from the north

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Could someone just answer my 3 riddles so I can get out from under this fkn bridge??

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How much public money is being spent to let Trump sit and watch the Super Bowl?? But sure, the USAID is a "waste"

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A thieving idiot attempting theft.

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cat: *lays down purring* me: *tries to rub her belly* cat:

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Michigander @ Basement East, Nashville

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A lawyer walks into a bar, every evening and then stays there until it closes

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I hate to make things worse, but.. you just lost The Game.

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How the Lakers gonna rebuild around Lebron after Luka retires??

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When angry, don't curse 🤬 Instead, do what Mr Lancer from Danny Phantom did and swear in book titles

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I for real love being an uncle. It's like, just the right amount of responsibilities I can handle She's going to inherit so many records and antique Hot Wheels (that I got from my uncle)

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Initial reactions to Luka-AD trade: 1) still seems fake 2) Lakers preparing for Lebrons retirement 3) Mavs must have 0 confidence Luka is going to improve 4) LET'S GO!!

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