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meddlesomebeast.bsky.social
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ken just sent me this please enjoy

submitted 4 days ago • 44 comments

I’m so close to hitting my Dodgers, Eagles, Pope Oscar Rodriguez Maradiaga parlay🤞

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

So what is a high crime and/or misdemeanor anyway?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

💙

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

May the one without a wife/brother/lawyer group chat cast the first stone.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A second Hegseth group chat has hit the news.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe periodically skeeting that I’m still in shock Luka is a Laker didn’t get me on this list. Ah well.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I still can’t believe Luka is Laker.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Why are all of these tech companies so obsessed with Allen Iverson?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social this is the perfect intersection of 2 Virginia towns and a lie and 2 IPAs and a lie.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

“If you are watching on Quibi, armed agents will be arriving at your home momentarily. They will share with you their password for Paramount+ and you will be switched over to live coverage on CBS Sports. You will then be arrested and detained for illegal password sharing. Rose for birdie on two.”

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

This looks clean enough to make a protein shake in, right?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

BRB changing my political party registration to PANICAN.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Folks, clean out the blender.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Me finding out I’m also allergic to gluten: “Et tu gluté?”

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

“The New York Yankees are using trans bats.”

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

My pitch for one of the White Lotus season 4 storylines is Macaulay, Rory, and Kieran Culkin (as themselves) go on a boys trip to The Great Wolf Lodge.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe we can inject bleach into the stock market. Looking into it very powerfully.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Big day for “sad Wall Street trader” stock photography.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty sure they held that Val Kilmer death story until after midnight eastern so people would know for sure it wasn’t an April Fools. RIP.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I think a lot of people’s views on having kids can be summed up by saying “people who don’t have the exact same number of kids I do + or - 1 are weird.”

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

It’s time we force feed Timothée Chalamet steroids so he can play some D-tier Marvel character like Wolverine’s son Daken. We’ve had enough artsy stuff from you, boy. Time to toil in the superhero mines.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 28 days ago • 851 comments