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he/him. Eternal cynic, proud single dad. You'll unfollow me pretty quickly & I'm OK with that. I don't need to hear both sides, idiot.
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Shoutout to the roommated GF who works at GC Bakery for stashing some nearly expired egg, bacon and cheese croissants in our freezer. Heroes come in all styles.

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"Dad, why did you name my sister Jane?" "Because she was born while your mother and I were listening to a Jane's Addiction album." "Oh, that's interesting. Thanks, Dad!" "No problem, Hoobastank."

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Just overheard a couple of fenty heads discussing something called "rhino tranc" so stay frosty.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

That's like your opinion, man

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*nods*

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Oregon/Arizona in Seattle is some strong #pac12afterdark vibes

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Dirty Terps

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It's surprising how much of my dreams have relied on drugs or gun running I've had lately.

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Fucking grow a pair of get the fuck out of the way. This isn't fucking difficult.

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The streetcar tonight smelled like old parmesan cheese. Not ideal!

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UCLA/Tennessee is a very aesthetically pleasing jersey combo.

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20 YEARS AGO TODAY: "And boom goes the dynamite." A first quarter 3-pointer by Fred Jones ignites a viral catchphrase, and Vince Carter scores 33 PTS (13-21 FG) to lead the New Jersey Nets to a 98-91 win over the Indiana Pacers. March 22, 2005. 💻 youtu.be/W45DRy7M1no?...

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I've been on the Internet for too long. I hope this dude is good.

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Houston is very long and can jump very high. Analysis.

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balzers

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In J School this week: Kanye, follow-ups on Collin Morikawa and John Feinstein, and honoring the man who put the D in Joel D. Anderson 🕊️❤️

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RIP Uncle Doug. Not gonna lie, got a little choked up myself listening to this.

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Blazers and Thorns home games. Should not have taken the train.

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Busting out a Madeline Kahn yalp in honor of Marion Long tonight. RIP

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My man looks like he's being held hostage

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*does something kickass at work, violently hugs Thierry Henry*

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The advertising blitz for full body deodorant is the most aggressive attempt to manufacture a need out of nothing I've seen since the invasion of Iraq.

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It's Portland

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anti-woke is when a bunch of gay people do cocaine and pretend to be animals. is what i'm hearing here

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Are we great again yet

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As someone who has had to make the decision to de-intubate a parent, ep4 of the Pitt was ROUGH

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balzers

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So far we’ve had the SKC II faithful chanting “broadcast rejects” and “how cold is the top of your head” ELECTRIC stuff

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The crows are out tonight cc @calyxworks.com

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You should listen to more Mudhoney open.spotify.com/track/2wcpa5...

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This is one of the most amazing posts I've ever seen on here and you will not believe, digging backwards, what sparked it

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2nd ever concert

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The dudes I see smoking this shit downtown will be surprised to learn this (they won't care at all)

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Dropkick Murphys are 100x cooler than that dude.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I've watched a lot of shitty basketball the last few years. The Wizards are very bad.

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