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tRump to annex Vatican City and declare himself the new Pope. “The Vatican, with lots of gold & fancy candle holders, is of vital interest to US security & my family. As “Pope Humble the Most,” I’ll look great in those red shoes and MAGA beanie,” he said. Mediaize.com

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Skin color choice in emojis will be banned under new tRump Ex Order.“No longer will the Unicode Consortium of emojis be able to foist upon the public woke skin color choices. Emoji faces shall be all white in recognition of America’s true Christian Caucasian heritage,” declared tRump. Mediaize.com

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Docs Declare tRump Healthiest Man Alive on the Planet. His doctors say they have never seen a more robust,fit& muscular specimen of humanity. “He is the ultimate “man in full.”Cardio:astronomical; mental acuity: beyond powers of mortal man…He could potentially live forever, doctors say. Mediaize.com

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Big Black Beautiful CLEAN Coal is back, says tRump. “I hereby order all U.S. appliance makers, automakers, home heating industry to convert to BBBC COAL. No more sissy sources of energy like sun, wind, nuke & gas. GO COAL, AMERICA.”

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Is tRump getting ready to “wag the dog?” With B-2 bombers amassed in the Indian Ocean ready to strike Iran, tRump wants a diversion from his disastrous tariff policies. Hold your breath while the madman’s dog gets wagged. mediaize.com

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Wow! Great Leader tRump shot 18 holes-in-one in winning His golf tournament today! It’s a WORLD RECORD only surpassed by N. Korean Dear Leader Kim Jong IL who once shot a Zero Score for 18 holes. mediaize.com

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tRump will add The Creation Museum in Petersburg, KY as a new museum of the Smithsonian Institution. The new museum will reflect creationists beliefs that earth is only 6,000 yrs old & that Jesus himself rode on a dinosaur, thus disputing the theory of evolution. mediaize.com

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DOD’s Pete Hedseth will switch the nation’s encrypted messaging app to AOL Instant Message (AIM) following leaks of war plans thru messaging app Signal. “Top staff will be notified by a secure voice prompt announcing on their phones that ‘You’ve Got Mail,’ said Hedwig, angrily. mediaize.com

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tRump orders US Dept of Education closed and that the States be required to stay after school to clean chalkboards and dust erasers. “Education will return to the States,” tRump said, “and return to old-fashioned values.” Mediaize.com

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Shocking Secret In JFK FILES! New files reveal that presumed shooter Lee Harvey Oswald might have suffered from toenail fungus. A receipt from a Dallas pharmacy for toenail fungus med was found in Oswald’s pants pocket. Could this have driven him to plan and carry out the assassination? mediaize.com

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BEAT MEASLES! Vitamin A & a good stern back of the legs switching will protect your kids from measles, says HHS Chief RFK Jr. “A nice willow branch applied with loving, forceful strokes against the back of your kids’ bare little legs will go far to keep them from measles, RFK Jr said.. mediaize.com

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Omg.. is that a baby emerging now from the spaceX capsule? Named ButchSonXXX ? Could it be….????? mediaize.com

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Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood & The Village People to headline new tRump Center 4 the Performative Trolling Arts, formerly “Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Daughter-in-law Lara tRump is also scheduled to perform musical covers of Tom Petty & Bob Dylan. mediaize.com

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Is tRump preparing to pardon Harvey Weinstein, demand release of fmr Philippine Prez Rodrigo Duterte from a Hague trial for crimes against humanity & appoint alleged sex-trafficker Andrew Tate to a newly created White House commission on Women’s Affairs? mediaize.com

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Defense Dept to Absorb Postal Service.. female soldiers, who according to Defense Secretary Pete Hegwig are not fit for combat roles, will now deliver the mail in 60,000 new Tesla Cyber Trucks to replace the postal service fleet. mediaize.com

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“Today in My America, the use of gender neutral personal pronouns “they, them, their” is hereby banned from usage in my Beautiful American Language,” tRump declared “He,she,him,her shall be the Law of My Land. Or just use the Powerful Noun “tRUMP.” mediaize.com

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How sweet it would have been if Elon’s SpaceX rocket had exploded and crashed into tRump’s MaraLardo estate. (With no human casualties). Oh well, one can dream! mediaize.com

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Trump Gives Birth to Elon’s 15th Child. Following tRump’s Oval Office Zelensky meltdown tRump’s water broke and he was rushed to JD Vance’s White House couch where he anally birthed a Demon Child spawned by Elon Musk. The hermaphrodite child was named XumpAUturd. READ The REST at: Mediaize.com

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Doge Dividend Cash Good Only for Trump Merch…President Musks’ idea to send $5,000 DOGE savings checks to U.S. citizens comes with a caveat: checks are only good for purchasing Trump branded merchandise. Mediaize.com

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Trump, Putin and Zelensky walk into a bar. Putin says I’ll have a Moscow Mule, Zelensky says I’ll have a Ukrainian Donkey, and Trump says I’ll have a Gaza on the rocks. Bartender looks at them and asks, “do you want a punch line with that?“

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Trump Blames Ukraine for starting American Civil War “America’s Civil War of 1861 could have been avoided if Ukraine had not bombed Fort Sumter in So.Carolina,” tRump said. “If I had been President instead of Lincoln, I would have canceled my tariffs on Ukrainian Ukuleles, he said. mediaize.com

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It’s so cold here my friluftsliv has surrendered to my hygge.

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Happy Dictator Day. Instead of a mattress sale try buying a dozen tRump eggs.

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Rumor thatTrump’s Oberführer Stephan Miller will recommend conscription of all recipients of “welfare” programs - men, women & children - to fill agricultural worker shortages after migrant farm workers are deported. Special Solution Settlement camps will house new workers.

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tRump Bans Low Flush Toilets “Big-ass toilets with flush tanks with 20 gals of beautiful flushing water will fill America’s porcelain thrones,” announced tRump. All toilets in America shall be refitted with 20 gal tanks to down even the largest presidential poops. READ THE REST at: Mediaize.com

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Trump Orders God! In addition to ordering the U.S. Treasury to stop minting pennies Trump has also ordered God to stop filling the clouds with His pennies from Heaven. “Every time it rains, it rains pennies from Heaven” Trump said, adding a shooby dooby for emphasis.

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New Gaza Strip.. Trumplandia

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Will Elon Musk will finally call for a solution to Palestinians after Trump calls for them to leave their homeland & US to own the Gaza?

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Trump says US will take over & own & develop the Gaza. Trump Gaza Hotels… MaraGazo resort!

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Trump bans DEI circus hires. Dwarfs, bearded ladies, alligator ladies, lobster boys, lizard ladies, elephant men and women, and geeks of all kinds will be banned from circus and sideshow acts under a new tRump Executive Order banning DEI hiring. READ THE REST at: Mediaize.com

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tRump blames high egg prices on DEI. “Biden’s woke socialist diversity policies resulted in egg farmers hiring too many female hens discriminating against white roosters. Read the Rest at: Mediaize.com

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tRump blames DC air crash on DEI. DUDE, this happened on your watch. The buck stops with you..except it’ll probably go in your pocket.

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tRump eggs: $10 per dozen.. & rising. I want my $4 Biden eggs!

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Trump Executive Order # 6,321. “Just like our great social media manly-man Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg (love your new curls and gold necklace, Mark!) who recently announced that he would demand more MASCULINE-ENERGY in his hate-speech company METAmuscle, I hereby: READ THE REST at: Mediaize.com

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This may be the last MLK Day..tRump will likely de-holiday it and declare a new DJT Day. He says he has been to the mountain top and there’s only room for one.

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2025 Predictions Gutters will let down their guard as clogging becomes a meme and cool again. tRump will post an inspirational Easter message on Twix X (twitter) telling those who didn’t vote for him to “rot in hell.” READ THE REST AT: mediaize.com

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President non-erect Donald tRump announced he will do a “dry January” by changing his diapers more frequently every day. “I will be so dry you won’t believe it! No one will smell me during January,” he declared.

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One of world’s greatest humans to ever grace this planet departed today. Our species is bereft without you, Jimmy Carter.

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Congrats Jeff Bezos and Lauren on your wedding today! I hope you enjoy the HIS and HER Instant Pots I selected from your gift registry!

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