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🔝 0.1% of Michael’s ✈️ | 🎂 | 🏈 | 🏳️‍🌈 | ♊️ |🗽 General Conquerer of Life's Finest Things. He/Him Sometimes 🔞 BlackLivesMatter TransLivesMatter
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Not a want. This man is a NEED 🤤🥵

The 🌧️ makes me 📯🦵

Have we figured out what we are doing on this app yet?

Happy Hump Day!

Just gasped and audibly said, “What the f*ck is that?” at the most beautiful man at this gym. And now I need to find a new gym 🫠

This man could fix me 🤤

Good Morning 👋 Say it back 😎

Twink Death 😜

When he asks what you’re into…

Happy Friday! We did it! XO Dad

It’s too cold to adult today 🥺😩

Welcome to Fort Lauderdale ☀️

LOL

Is this anything?

Tuesday. But at what cost?! 😫

left my headphones at home 🥺 today is canceled!

This would make a cute tattoo

A friend got me this stamp as a gag gift. The joke is on him though. I bought an ink pad and plan on using it 😜

Sundays should be for fucking.

Happy Friday! We made it kids!

Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch. Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead!

I’ve missed this lightening!💡

New Year. Same Thot.

Had a little fun. Struck a little pose. 🤗

The cute Delta flight attendant comp’d my drinks 🥰☺️🤗

Merry Christmas ❌⭕️ Dad 🎁

Merry Christmas from The Brawny Man After Dark 😏 (not sponsored 🤭)

Holiday Party Dad Mode ACTIVATED ✅

Mandatory childhood bathroom pic 🤗

Why aren’t we talking about Daddy Brad and this look more? #CanadasDragRace

And that’s a wrap for 2024! Don’t email me. It can wait til next year ✌️