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Guess who is getting his own guitar in the next week?

Did I need $20 with if Taco Bell? Definitely not Did I order and eat $20 worth of Taco Bell? Definitely

Five years ago today I saw colors for the first time ever.

I wish I had half the confidence of the dude I saw today driving a beat up SUV that had a pristine and huge "BRAZZERS" sticker across the windshield.

I want her guitar.

I got three eggs over here if anyone wants to make me a offer Still in their shells.

Happy Friday here is a throwback to the time I got absolutely hammered with Lemmy from Motörhead

I don't think Dem leadership is going to save us. The only Dem that seems passionate about action and not fundraising or pointing out their shock at everything is AOC. Put her in charge please.

Update: four chords now.

Made history by even being able to try to do a threepeat. Great dynasty Chiefs. My mom got to see LIV & the loss in LV. She would've been proud of this run & team. But she would also turn this shit off.

The bright side in all this? Harrison Butker has zero points.

Just a who's who of trash men at this game: trump, Vince McMahon, Rupert Murdoch.

lol the neighbors are doing fireworks.

Dog walked

I am not built for back to back to back super bowls

Made jalapeño cornbread to go with my jambalaya (that I'm probably gonna be too nervous to eat). My kids will demolish it.

Wonder if they'll pipe in cheers when they show our dictator during the game

Making a huge pot of jambalaya today that I will be way too nervous to eat #chiefs

Taught my youngest son two chords on guitar and within 10 minutes he could strum them and switch. Been at for 40 min now experiment with different speeds and strumming patterns. He's never played guitar before. Pretty rad imo.

Dems got a lot of balls to text asking for money in February of 2025. Mf you're already IN Washington. No elections coming up. Just do your god damn jobs and be obstructive. You know, like y'all campaigned on.