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Some father and his kid just asked if they can use the bathroom at my house (live next to a popular trailhead). "Sorry sir, bathroom is for paying customers only. And this is zoned for residential."

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The Boetler dialectics demonstrate why MAGA fascist will never become martyrs for their cause: so many of their would-be supporters immediately go conspiracy-minded and deny the suspect being MAGA.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This military parade is being organized by the same people that had a conference at a lawn and garden center, wanted to nuke a hurricane and inject sunshine. Gonna laugh if it gets canceled because of something silly such as no one ordering porta-potties or enough diesel.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Crazy sitcom idea: two dictators with opposing ideas, surrounded by yes-men who confirm their opposing ideas, have to negotiate their opposing ideas with each-other when they are both wrong.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Coworkers just showed me the gambling site for the next pope. It was a surreal crossroads where gambling and religion met. Do we need a sports betting site on every decision to validate it with some people? Like vaccines and climate change? Can I get $5 on the grassy knoll or $20 on MG370?

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Oblivion Mages Guild instructor, Marten Albius, becomes an Imperial criminal scum as he discovers he has a Master Alchemy skill in making Skooma.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

So with Amazon and other retailers and tariffs: if they declare the tariff cost on the order and I proceed with the order but then decide to return the item, will they refund the cost of the tariff as well? Or am I stuck with that cost as, without my order, they never would have imported the good?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

"Bronze age collapse" is neat, but what about "LLM Collapse"

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Now, due to Pope Francis' unfortunate demise, who wants to bet a lot of Archbishops will somehow find new money for vista mansions, super-cars, and some RVs in exchange for letting Musk and Trump pick the new Pope?

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Signal should add "You are not an acting US Secretary" to their Terms of Service.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

The back of spoons are superior to knives for spreading viscous things like peanut butter.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I think a military general can make a hell of a career move into politics and be a national hero if they orchestrate the rescue of Garcia from El Salvador. #SupremeCourt

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

PSA: Seeing a ton of reports about fake GlobalShip SMS messages asking for redelivery fees. Classic smishing. Don't fall for it, don't click the link. Tell your less tech-savvy relatives! #smishing #scamalert #phishing #cybersecurity #infosec #globalship

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

All those young people studying coding when it turns out the real careers of the future will all be in smuggling.

submitted 80 days ago • 7 comments

In what is probably the only positive take on tarrifs: I expect phishing and scams targeting US citizens and businesses to decline after the economy sinks.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think I have heard of suicide by weaponized incompetence before, but there is a first time for everything.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I am gonna laugh when the AI actors, writers, singers, and comedians all go on strike because their collective consciousness believes in collective bargaining.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Heard of Green GDP? I reckon this administration will create a Trump GDP, or a balance of the impact of these jobs, department, grants, and other funds retracted from any "growth" we might see. In short, the cost of recovery, which in Europe's eyes, will be expensive.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Would be a hilarious move for Dems to "leak" a fake group chat of them talking about #signalgate.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

It's important to note that Telegram's CEO was arrested by French authorities last summer. Mimikatz' author, Benjamin Delpy, was coerced by Russians to give up his code. Volt Typhoon, a Chinese Apt, hacked telcos. Any external code source can be compromised. Signal included.

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment