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mediocreme.bsky.social
Lefty, liberal, wokey kind of fella. Lover of good food and fine wine, and bad food and cheap wine. West Brom fan.....we are emerging.
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because nobody wants to listen to Devin play the damn bongos again for six fucking hours

submitted 44 days ago • 5 comments

Allegedly this is Banksy (unconfirmed) but whoever produced it, I agree wholeheartedly!

submitted 44 days ago • 14 comments

Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

submitted 49 days ago • 99 comments

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

submitted 49 days ago • 1092 comments

Total national shutdown. No planes, trains or buses for the whole of next week 🤣❄️🇬🇧

submitted 49 days ago • 8 comments

Follow back people that make you laugh and mute the ones that demand your outrage.

submitted 93 days ago • 16 comments

heading to biden’s house this new year’s eve

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Two things can be true: It’s a Wonderful Life is a great movie that will still make me cry no matter how many times I see it, and Mary’s terrible alternate reality fate being that she works in a library and wears glasses is unintentionally hilarious.

submitted 59 days ago • 335 comments

After watching Gavin and Stacey last night thinking about how hangovers in fiction operate differently to real life. Fiction. Rough morning, then you feel better, drink again. Real life after forty. 24 to 48 hours of existential horror. Heartburn. Nausea at thought of alcohol for a week.

submitted 59 days ago • 31 comments

Thus shall you follow in the tradition of your ancestors, and their ancestors before them

submitted 60 days ago • 181 comments

😂😭

submitted 60 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 61 days ago • 19 comments

Shout out to all the local Pakistani and Chinese restaurants and their staff who will be working Christmas. As the manager at Royal Kabob told me, "Brother, we're always open. Even on the Day of Judgement, we'll be open." Respect.

submitted 60 days ago • 243 comments

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Santa is a radical leftist.

submitted 60 days ago • 258 comments

Merry Christmas, Bluesky!!!

submitted 60 days ago • 244 comments

The irony is thick here.

submitted 60 days ago • 4416 comments

Epic 😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 61 days ago • 5 comments

Just saw this chap in Tesco It’s not Christmas without 10 bottles of baby oil and a honeydew melon

submitted 61 days ago • 32 comments

Whoever wrote the Christmas carol Silent Night clearly never had kids, by 6 am on Christmas morning Anarchy in the UK by the Sex Pistols is more appropriate.

submitted 61 days ago • 7 comments

Christmas morning in Kyiv. Air raid alert. No power after the missile attack. Yes, russians attacked our energy infrastructure on Christmas. I made a #warcoffee before power outage. Merry Christmas! Today's Ukrainian art: Mykola Pymomenko (1862-1912), Carols, 1880s. Stolen from Kherson in 2022.

submitted 60 days ago • 67 comments