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mediocretbh.bsky.social
I'm here and you're still better than me.
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Blow his fucking brains out, Jack!!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

ok I guess there is *one* good argument for bot followers

submitted 49 days ago • 21 comments

no but seriously i am so fucking sick of wanting to die. dysphoria is so fucking bullshit and so is capitalism so if you could help me with one by going against the grain of the other that would be incredibly helpful. ❤️

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I'm having fried chicken for dinner tonight because existence is punishment

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

If I get to tuberculosis or bird flu I'm placing the blame squarely where it belongs: Bill Maher

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

A few minutes ago I was wishing all of humanity to burn in nuclear fire but I had a sandwich and I'm better now

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

[Bernie Sanders voice] Gooncave

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to just absolutely insane looking theropods

submitted 50 days ago • 5 comments

Hi I'm Tony Soprano, and when it comes to car insurance I don't fuhgeddaboudit

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

*sees a guy at the store buying toilet paper* Hell yeah brother takin shits.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, I couldn't wait. It's wigs. I bought little wigs for the goats.

submitted 51 days ago • 73 comments

I'm still friendly

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Keep getting ads for a Christian college while watching neighbors murder each other over unclear property lines and garbage on the street

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I want Hayley Williams to run me over with her car

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

When everyone's talking politics and being smart and I'm just making stupid jokes that life sting less for .5 seconds

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

🤔

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Deepseek find me a girlfriend who sighs slightly under her breathe when I take a little too long to figure out what I want at the drive through

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The Sopranos was ahead of today's culture even 25 year ago

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Punching Bill Maher in the nose while he's mid-sentence would produce a very funny sound

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It's important to make the economy give a living wage to all Americans so I don't have to hear Jelly Roll again

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"Just like Kobe, Patrick Mahomes got away with it."

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I really am living in a golden era to be a Chiefs fan. Too bad the rest of the world is utter chaos.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the Fear Thy Neighbor docuseries because watching Americans murder each other over the placement of juniper bushes is a God given right.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

📷📸🪶

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

I wanna go birdwatching so bad

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

The masculine urge to bleed out in this place

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I'm 30% Scottish so that explains the depression and mediocrity that i bring to every situation I encounter

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Unbusy is a word I've started to use in conversations and I'm blaming it on long covid and microplastics

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Must have missed this cutscene

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

You’re trying to goad me into a fight but it’s too late for that I’m afraid, mentally I’m at a 1960 baseball game in Osaka

submitted 53 days ago • 21 comments

The fuck

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

From the psychotic pieces of shit who brought you the color purple

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

The CIA more like the pee-IA.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Was absolutely loving the names of the plows in my neighborhood earlier this month.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Democracy and the Hawk Tuah movement both ended in the last quarter of 2024. The scythe is remorseless.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

THE LOOSH IS RAW *slams pan on counter angrily as a grey alien in an apron tries not to cry*

submitted 54 days ago • 7 comments