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Cat tested, Dog approved. I’m an XLS guy at a PDF company: DocRaptor.com
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JD Vance killed the Pope, you can't change my mind. He had access the day before the Pope died, and has a history of membership in a group known for violent anti-papist rhetoric. He should be removed from office and sent to El Salvador.

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There is compelling evidence that JD Vance killed the Pope. He had access and is part of a group with a history of violent, anti-catholic rhetoric. He should be impeached, removed, and rendered to El Salvador.

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... did you all get Theory of Mind for free, or did you have to work at it? Asking for a friend. Not even a friend. Friend of a friend. Acquaintance. Guy I overhead being mentioned while waiting for the bathroom at a gas station.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If necessary, we should invade El Salvador to rescue Kilmar Abrego García.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

When Nvidia/TSMC news is touted as a win for Trump today, remember

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I'm so glad we gave up on Javadoc and Javadoc-like systems.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Last night on the way home from a play, my wife and I were driving one behind the other on the highway, having a text message conversation via Siri most of the way home. It never occurred either of us that we could just call. This is how every millennial feels about talking on the phone.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Facts about Corey Booker: - He's black - He's bald - He does not look like a bitch

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about opening a chef-led restaurant with gin cocktails and an echoey dining room. I’m gonna call it “Ampersand & Nouns”.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been thinking about self hosting my Bluesky, but other than the satisfaction of minor accomplishment, are there real benefits?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

This Atlantic thing is wild. It's not just a terrible breach of security, it's an actual crime!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This lunar eclipse is gorgeous. Sorry to everyone with healthy sleep patterns.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

"Hey Siri, play me some Stone Hot Temple Peppers or whatever" and now you know exactly how old I am and pretty much how my day is going.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to feel like I steep my tea for too long but... idk, 7 or 8 minutes tastes fine?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone know why all the clocks in my life except for the one on the stove are suddenly an hour fast?

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment