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meetyourmako.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, cell phone bird photographer, San Jose Sharks-watcher
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BTW Larkin Poe was fuckin awesome and I love slide guitar I don't know why it makes me so happy

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Committed to the beer league hockey lifestyle and cut my hair into a mullet last night

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Stress-eating so fucking hard right now

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Headline: This Pronatalist Couple Wants You to Have More Children

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

love a senator imploring regular citizens to fight back against tyranny. dawg you spent the last twenty years giving machine guns and tanks to traffic cops this is like pushing your toddler into the ring with ivan drago

submitted 15 days ago • 76 comments

Every loss that befalls Lou Lamoriello is a win for hockey.

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

Dallas Mavericks general manager Nico Harrison did a press conference about how everyone is mad at him and then he tried to leave but the door was locked

submitted 16 days ago • 25 comments

Not only does this happen near a street named after Steve Irwin, the twins in question *knew him* (and they're pretty cool environmentalists who worked at Aus zoo) www.abc.net.au/news/2021-04...

submitted 16 days ago • 17 comments

Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?" Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."

submitted 18 days ago • 1238 comments

I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.

submitted 19 days ago • 424 comments

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goalies are our most precious natural resource and must be protected at all costs* *except for the ones that have been wished into the cornfield, they know what they did

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

i know i use a lot of big words incorrectly, i guess i just wanted you guys to think of me as ostensible

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

California generated so much solar energy on Friday that at one point they had to curtail 3 GW of it. for reference, a nuclear plant typically has capacity of 1 GW.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Pisces: When it comes to your love life, give credit where credit is due: your own inadequacy.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Capricorn: It is ok to withdraw a little this week. No one wants to talk to you anyway.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Do you know the difference between “$2 trillion” and “$150 billion”? About $2 trillion.

submitted 24 days ago • 315 comments

I hope they saved the puck for him

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

the beautiful game

submitted 25 days ago • 22 comments

the white house press corps everybody

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

potential message: the GOP just raised taxes by $6 trillion potential message: the GOP is kidnapping and trafficking people for things they MIGHT say dem message: the GOP might be insider trading—a thing you associate nancy pelosi with—and we're sending them a nice letter asking them for evidence

submitted 27 days ago • 165 comments

First they should invent podcasts you can listen to

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Give me a dire wolf. I will train it and we will be best friends

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Un-retire 99

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I would obviously take a dream job like this as long as it also came with the requisite poverty wage.

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Alexander the Great and the Fates, by Bernardino Mei, 1667, 📸 by Sarah Stier

submitted 31 days ago • 70 comments

if i was making Rashomon i'd delay production until i decide what happens in it

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what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch

submitted 33 days ago • 81 comments

guys will claim to be God Fearing Men but then you look around at church on sunday and you're the only one screaming

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Pretty cute how the Maple Leafs' helmets are sponsored by Oreos and their jerseys are sponsored by Milk

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

If you're protesting this weekend, know your rights when interacting with law enforcement, including immigration agents.

submitted 33 days ago • 39 comments

I am heartbroken to hear the news that ROBERT E MCGINNIS has past away March 10th at the age of 99. One of the greatest American Illustrators ever is gone and not a single piece on the news anywhere about the man, his influence and his life.

submitted 34 days ago • 32 comments

Remember: all computing history is important and should be archived and studied, so we can understand the good ideas and mistakes of history. Except this button. This button should not have been archived and remembered.

submitted 34 days ago • 39 comments

I feel like Sportsnet knew what they were doing with this advertisement during the last few seconds here. No notes. 👌👌

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Kurt Vonnegut man

submitted 34 days ago • 68 comments

Couple having sex while drinking beer, Babylonian Terracotta, 2nd Millennium BC

submitted 35 days ago • 40 comments

The Democrats!

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(cops showing up after carmen sandiego stole the empire state building) ah ok yeah. we see this sort of thing a lot. wouldn't get my hopes up

submitted 327 days ago • 2 comments

Had to buy lemons again today. Thanks life, ya tightass

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments