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TRUMP: I am going to extrajudicially rendition anyone who opposes me to an offshore black site CHUCK SCHUMER’S TWITTER THE NEXT DAY: Trump’s phony tarrifs and insider trading threaten to undermine the security of our greatest ally, Israel

This is really high profile and ballsy for an AI slop scam.

New season of Black Mirror is out, so it's time to share the tweet:

Spike island, bitches

Kiss my fucking ass. Also, how the fuck is this news?

What a company. Profiting from their involvement in one of the most vile, unpleasant and inhumane experiences a person could be subjected to… and then they somehow find a way to sink even further.

A regular just left my local to get herself some Taco Bell. Without thinking, I waved and told her to “enjoy [her] TB”. This is why I am doomed. This is also why I am unstoppable.

Woke Kong Country

The only E is Emmenthal.

Cool, I got back about half of what I lost over the last week. This bodes well for the tariffs, I can just tell.

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

I’m down to seeing every second or third Wes Anderson movie now. I haven’t watched the trailer, but seeing a description of the plot, I feel like I can skip this one without really regretting much.

I’ve been wondering this a lot lately. If you haven’t done so lately and value your sanity, do not spend even a second talking to a child.

Happy goose appreciation day!

Hey! Did any of y’all read The Mandibles? I’m a little disappointed at how little Mandibles discourse I’ve seen in the last week.

I’ve made my peace with the state of the market. I lost a figure that used to be a year’s income. But I didn’t really. At least not until I say so. I can say no to a lot of purchases, I have time to recover. We all heard there would be no comeback after COVID. For better or worse, that was wrong.

This has annoyed me enough that I've decided to make my own list of the most influential games of all time. It's a big job, so I'll probably pick away at it over a few days. But, there's no time like the present, so let's make a start: The 21 Most Influential Videogames of All Time ( A Thread)

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

That review is like me giving it 96000/10

New Bambara record is fire. It makes me want to run down the street screaming and fucking fire hydrants.

I never realized Bonkers was UK speak. I feel like I never heard it when I lived there. I do not acknowledge this origin.