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I thought I put on a cute comfy outfit to get my kid and then looked in the mirror and realized silent bob is out there somewhere wondering where I am

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I flu too close to the sun (lol get it) and I’ve been in bed the better part of 72 hours. I don’t wish this on anyone except every politician.

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Politely asking your laundry “Parmesan?” before adding washing powder into the detergent drawer

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“Why didn’t the Eagles just fly the hobbits to Mordor?” You fucking rube, you imbecile. Because by that point they’d been touring constantly since 1976 and Henley and Frey weren’t talking to Fielder The Long Run was a disappointment and they were months away from fighting on stage. Think it through

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If you're married & changed your name they WON'T accept proof of name change or marriage license if married name doesn't match birth certificate-they seek to disenfranchise women voters, people who lost documents in wildfires, older blacks denied hospital births etc www.newsweek.com/save-act-rai...

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Child finally really has the swings down now so she goes outside and swings a lot. Today I asked her what she’s thinking about when she swings and she went “chicken nuggets” Correct my dude! Me too most of the time.

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Every day I have to hear about some asshole

submitted 3 days ago • 204 comments

Did you know? There’s a directory of Black farmers: “The Black Farmers Index.” Buy and uplift local. Many are small-scale specialists and located in urban areas. I found an organic resource in my area that I will definitely check out.

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Don’t forget to not fucking buy anything today okay?

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Happy to report after taking care of two people with flu a for a few days I’m fairly sure my body has been rendered uninhabitable by most viruses. Thanks depression habits! Turns out a steady diet of wine and nicotine keeps this temple of doom running smoothly.

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Whole family is sick and stuck on the couch and now they’re ALL GONNA WATCH WICKED WITH ME finally finally finally

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Is everything too much? May I suggest drinking too much wine for a Tuesday and eating almost an entire bag of all dressed chips

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Americans are stupid but stares at Germany y’all should know better

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Got the Post Malone Oreos and it’s infuriating how everything this dude touches absolutely rips

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Child and I are on our own tonight so I turned on A New Hope and am like shaking trying not to explain Star Wars to a 5 year old and just let her enjoy it

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If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

submitted 9 days ago • 28 comments

Now I’m crying over a fucking crab

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Okay “read a phone” is the most incredible line I’ve ever heard

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If we’ve learned anything from this weekend is more Brittany Howard and more Devo and less everyone else thanks

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

This is a red alert I had someone at work the other day ask me if my husband has tried ivermectin NO BECAUSE ITS A DEWORMER

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Taking your chemo with Jameson is so fucking metal and also I’m pretty sure not what you’re supposed to do

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thank you, @hankgreen.bsky.social

submitted 18 days ago • 22 comments

Another Valentine’s Day has come and nobody has booked me for a lobotomy.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

We started watching the West Wing again and now I’m just sad

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I keep having random books show up on my Amazon account and I’m like…did I buy this after wine? When did I do this? But it’s books so whatever. I’ve returned a bunch. Today I realized my grammas Alexa is hooked up to my account and she’s just ordering books willy nilly thinking it’s the library

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Let the young people in your life know that Costco has generic planb for $5.99. You don’t need a membership to go to the pharmacy there.

submitted 28 days ago • 30 comments

Listening to a 5 year old complain about how her uncle takes his bagel is the most Long Island thing ever. “He doesn’t even put butter on it! It’s just plain!”

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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

submitted 30 days ago • 216 comments

Just watched my husband take his chemo pills with a glass of whiskey which is pretty fucking metal

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My new fav thing to say to people is “well this didn’t happen under Biden” and see them get angry

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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

submitted 101 days ago • 102 comments

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

submitted 33 days ago • 1271 comments

www.cia.gov/static/5c875... A free field manual!

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