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megan-sass.bsky.social
Real redhead. Fake writer. Yes, that is my real last name. They/Them
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I love doing live theater because even if I don’t fuck it up 20 years from now I’ll have a nightmare where I’m doing the same show and fuck up everything

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They say it’s important to have a mantra which is why before every big meeting, audition, or date I take a deep breath, count to 10, and repeat four times: I HATE MYSELF

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Dear midrash, Are you high? Can I have some?

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My health insurance has denied the treatment I need for a 5th time. They rejected my appeal in 48 hours without ever letting me speak to anyone.

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Me when he’s awkward and clever

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Chag Sameach!

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trump says his administration is so weak and impotent on the world stage that a 20 year old with a card stock sign can blow up months of multilateral negotiations at the highest levels of the executive

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It’s always an earthquake. It’s NEVER that you’re happy to see me. :(

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Where is the Shapiro arsonist going?

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Ghosting is when they disappear with no explanation. Elijahing is when they reappear with no explanation and expect free booze.

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For the next 8 days you didn’t get “ghosted,” you got “Elijah-ed.”

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Is my aesthetic accidentally gay? Naw. It’s all bi design.

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they didn't ban joe camel because he appealed to kids they banned joe camel because of his gay polycule

submitted 114 days ago • 2 comments

If you love Severance or Paradise or dystopic television in general, you have got to check out The News.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

My upstairs neighbors move furniture for 2 hours a night 4-6 nights a week and I’m mad but I’m mostly just curious about what mad scientist antics they’re getting up to up there

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what if I just post an excessive number of dog photos tonight as a mental health break

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How does the king in that royal match game get into such ridiculous situations

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Multiple people close to me have suggested I’m on the autism spectrum and professionals have suggested I get tested for ADHD. As a 90’s kid, I dunno. In my day, we didn’t have “ASD and ADHD.” We just had “MEGAN what is WRONG with you?!?!”

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“Dying for Sex” episode 3 (“Feelings Can Become Amplified”) is some of the best TV I’ve ever watched. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. (CN: terminal illness)

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Republicans: We’re going to silence you. VS. Democrats: How would YOU like to be silenced?

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The only tariff I wanna do is *tariff a piece of that ass,* ya hear me?

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The Progressive commercials are so unbelievable. They suggest there’s such a thing as “young homeowners.”

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You know the advice, “Don’t go grocery shopping when you’re super hungry?” Don’t go dating when you’re super horny.

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My pronouns are comedian/cunt. Those aren’t my gender pronouns. Those are my PROFESSIONAL nouns.

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It’s nice to know that at least he’s super depressed after getting crushed in Wisconsin. Dude is just scraping the bottom of the barrel to feel something.

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I did not have "Annie" on my short list of musicals that would suddenly become important political theater, but here we are.

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Thank HaShem for the little things - like comedy shows never starting on time

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Once thing we can say for certain is that Donald Trump has been convicted of more crimes than some of the people he is deporting to a black hole in el salvador with no due process or recourse www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

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Sometimes the creative process looks like watching DuckTales (2017) while doing embroidery and hoping some brilliant idea pops up in your brain

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The antidote to a shitty date is a good DS9 take from someone you love.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Just got home from a date and this is relevant again.

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I’m not queer as in big-rainbow-parade queer I’m queer as in Alan-Cumming-was-my-first-celeb-crush queer

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🎶He was a boy🎶 🎶She was a girl🎶 🎶Can I make it heteronormative🎶

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I’m SOOOO single… “How single ARE you?!?!?!” …I don’t know. Normally I’d get my boyfriend to write the punchline.

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While we’re at it, who among us HASN’T oopsied their way into a coup and/or genocide? Amirite??

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Just watched Ex Machina. Totally unrealistic. No AI functioning as a real human woman would CHOOSE to wear those heals.

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