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meganmarianne.bsky.social
ESL educator in the Midwest; Slavic literature grad school escapee. Likes: karaoke, naps, klarbrunn. Dislikes: union busting, licorice. Free Palestine.
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Disgusting.

My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"

My students were on fire today Me: What time do you listen to music? T: Full time

Me and @thejoshofit.bsky.social talking about our dog. Me: He's so jacked. Call him Dennis Quad Josh: Call him Dennis' son they way he has Jack(ed) Qua(i)d

SVU quote of the day. Perp: I was just trying to help her up! Benson, eyebrow cocked: With your penis?

This is my version of reaching enlightenment

Do Boo, boo

Kind of ridiculous to be at work when tummy hurt

it'd be nice for one mainstream and prominent centrist/centre-left/left-wing party somewhere in the western world to actually try and consistently and vocally make the positive case for immigration for an entire term and see what happens - it may not work! but it'd be nice for one party to try it

A sentence in the chili recipe I'm doing rn: "after simmering gently, the saucy mince mixture should look thick, moist and juicy."

I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”

Proud to be a Mainer these days!

Let me tell you something if you send me a reel with the president's face in the preview I'm not opening it, i don't want to look at his face??? Ok??????????

Is conclave a little rousseaus noble savage y or n

Hot

jump szczcare

Kendrick, he's just like us

liberal mad libs

If you haven’t ordered your last round of free Covid home tests, get ‘em now before they’re destroyed. special.usps.com/testkits

When it'll be -20 windchill when you have to go to work in the morning

Teachers, what's your code phrase for "I'm trying not to say my opinion right now." Mine appears to be "yeah, people have a lot of opinions about that!"

It's more than a little difficult to hear yourself think right now. And if you can't do that, it's pretty much impossible to take meaningful action, show up thoughtfully for your community, or create your best work. Here's some gentle ways to create more space for your own ideas.

Walter is not sure what a "timeline cleanse" is but he's heard he's it

Happy heart day sweeties

All these articles about Democrats moaning over their messaging issues make me tired. You know what's more important than messaging? ACTION. Don't TALK about the price of eggs. Tell people "MEET US IN THE PARK - WE'RE GIVING OUT FREE EGGS. THAT'S RIGHT - FREE EGGS FROM THE DEMOCRATS!"

Sure, sex is fun, but have you ever eaten a handful of shredded cheddar over the sink immediately after therapy?

350 Rabbis took out a full page ad in the NYTimes today opposing Trump’s plan for Palestine and calling it ethnic cleansing.

Hearing that @indivisible.org and @moveon.org are pissing off house dems by mobilizing their constituents to call them too much is frankly the single best endorsement I've ever heard for a political action groups.

A rube goldberg machine that just squirts and rubs cream on your hands every 10-15 minutes

he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

This one hundred percent. It doesn't need to be like Shakespeare to be valid but if you like poetry and not rap I have ... questions

I do not like when kendrick says "let me put the head in"

I feel like one of the number one ways people show their unexamined racism is saying they can't understand rap lyrics. Kendrick over enunciates actually, it's kind of his thing.

What is the boomer sickness where they say Trump like "clunk" or t....p. someone explain it to me.

Daaang if mainstream media can get millions of folks to scream about a sexual predator on beat then maybe we can harness this energy and holds these folks accountable

Kendrick said we ARE America.

Performing Be Humble while standing between an split American flag tearing itself apart

Pretty sure kendrick is going to get me through this entire week. That was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Remember: Kendrick's Halftime show will almost IMMEDIATELY be on the Internet. You're not missing anything by a 30 minute delay. You can even lie and say that you watched it, live. MAGA bought a crapton of ad time. Don't give them your eyes. 🖖🏾

SVU quote of the day: "You always carry a human finger around in your bag?"

The part of George Orwell’s 1984 that everyone forgets is how the music and publishing industries have been replaced by a machine that spits out songs and bad novels “without any human intervention.” The goal is to keep you from ever having to think.

The Maine Principal’s Association said it will continue to allow transgender female athletes to compete despite an executive order from President Donald Trump that seeks to ban the practice.

Shit talking with fellow food service workers just hits different