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meganraeplzstay.bsky.social
I go hehe at light box
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how do i get a job at bata

Everyone in blade runner is black coded

Me: Hey can you do your dishes My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink Me: Alright man

Saw trap where they make you drink your zyn spit

In a world of hello kitty lovers im a pusheen lover

Just found out Brendan Urie IS real and he CAN and WILL hurt me

Please sir, spare some gooch for a wretch like me?

Getting isekaied into another reality where I'm equally weak and ineffectual

holding space 24 hour challenge

The BOURGEOISIE is FORCING you to work for the BASIC HUMAN RIGHT of SCHMEAT

This is what I see in the mirror.... Haters won't ever understand my twisted mind...

You can double the battery life of your headphones by using one at a time while the other charges. Most people never think out of the box like this

My cat can’t like my posts because she doesn’t have fingers, but even if she did she’d be like nah, I’m good.

i’m tired of self improvement can’t everyone else just get worse

performative netflix bingeing

the older i get the weirder and more off-putting i am, and i'm fine with that

The way camel blues hold space for me like 🥹

Finally some GOOD CONTENT

Type of guy who addresses his cat with "hey chat"

Me, drunk as hell in the girls bathroom, rethinking every decision I've ever made:

FLAT RAT FLAT RAT

I'm more organized in Stardew Valley than I am in real life

I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.