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Really hoping none of my friends or family find this account. I enjoy the NSFW content and the cute animal content. Incredibly depressed by political content 😔 53 she/her. I am owned by the man I love.
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Same, Cillian

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This is an oddly appropriate post on a Sunday: Stephen Fry on what he would say to God

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Yeah, I am adding him to my library of smutty MMC’s

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Joan Rivers. Comedienne extraordinaire

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Yes the translator’s voice is very erotic but I find the sense of humor of the guy being interviewed even sexier 🤭

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

A little Morty to brighten this Wednesday

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Today I woke up obsessing over all the poor decisions I have recently made. Now I am waiting for 5,000 calories of Italian food to be delivered before taking a gummy and trying to forget everything again. I hate days like this. As Freddy Mercury sang, Sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Posting this for the guy’s huge….smile 😉

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I think if I were in that room I would be blushing and giggling like the Catholic high school virgin I once was

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

No further comment necessary

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I was just at Chicago O’Hare airport and it was NOT raining men 😢

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Truth. The two cans representing the 🍆, lol

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I moved to Houston in 2000 for a job. I have great friends, good neighbors, a mortgage-free condo. Everything is great…except I live in Texas, where the politicians are Republican assholes, and the politics are getting creepier.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I may post videos of ridiculously hot athletic men, but my fantasy fuck will always be John Malkovich as Valmont in Dangerous Liaisons. I saw the movie when I was Catholic high school virgin and knew that was the type of man I needed 🤤 youtu.be/zUCvWG86-tM?...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Adding him to my book boyfriend library. I’m thinking….dark, bully romance

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s something you don’t see every day

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Inappropriate but totally accurate question. As someone who has 16 years of Catholic education, I never saw priests who looked like this

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you again IG logarithm 💕

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Today I am a little melancholy and am listening to one of my favorite CD’s (yes, I am old). If you have never heard Aqualung, here is my favorite song. As you probably guessed, it’s a little melancholy but also beautiful. youtu.be/xdvUmpNA_pE?...

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I think I need to move to Australia

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I need to stop watching NSFW content. I am so fucking hungry for cock and cum, and my owner is 1.3k miles away. And won’t let me fuck another man. Toys just can’t replace the feeling of a thick cock stretching open my tight holes 😔

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments