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I love that my awesome mom still meets with her Ukrainian school classmates (yes, Hamtramck) and we still go to the cultural center fish fries. We got this beautiful pysanky egg this year and it makes me laugh because they ALL (my mom’s 6 brothers and sisters) had to do Ukrainian dances for school.

trump is going to replicate, on a national scale, the experience of sitting through a community theatre production of a musical with too many straight people in it

Sometimes you need to take constant desire for chilaquiles into your own hands.

If I drink salsa verde like a smoothie on the regular, will I die? Or become stronger than death?

Woah JFK was assassinated? Is he okay?

Oh hell yeah.

Me and my kid are going to her first “metal” show in July. It is Ghost. I am going to learn every lyric on the set list and absolutely horrify her.

Is girl dinner still a thing?

I’m going to sound like a jerk, but PLEASE keep your dog on a leash when you are in a hiking area that has a leash rule. This park is literally next to a massive dog park. They are separate and you have to go through a gate to get to the normal trails and this shit is scary (I like dogs, but cmon)

Having relatively apolitical military leadership was pretty cool.

Fear me.

Ariana Grande now permanently looks like Moonchild asking Bastian to call her name to save Fantasia.

My turn to do a conspiracy theory!! Okay they got the Silk Road guy out of prison. Now we have RFKjr in charge of Health and Human Services. RFKjr loooves heroin etc. He’s gonna make the Silk Road guy in charge of eliminating SSRI/adhd meds and hooking us up with gov’t heroin and LSD. Excellent.

Apparently consuming salsa verde like a smoothie is not a “skill” and I should remove it from my resume.

fuck me up, doc