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ballsack sports broke character

Quote this with a mirror pic 📸

who would’ve thought Jack selling Twitter to a bad built, perc’d out South African would land us here 😔

This is a noisy withdrawal people!!!! That lawyer wants everyone to know “there’s unethical shit afoot, my name is Bennett and I’m not in it” 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Maybe it's early... But this took me out 🤣

Doubling back, let’s show some love to actor Vanessa Williams, who in 1984 became the first black woman to be crowned Miss America. Unfortunately Penthouse magazine published nudes of her which were unauthorized, which eventually led to the judges to rescind her title and give it to the runner up.

Everything is going to collapse because the people who voted for the qualified candidate are not playing with you people. WE DO NOT have to support anyone or any business that roles over for this criminal organization that is this government. Everyone thinks it’s one way & it’s always the other.

They dead ass told us to go to college and get a good job. They tried to spin trade schools as shit you did when you were too stupid for university…. They dead ass changed the rules wants it was our turn to take the helm then have the fucking gall not to die….

Trying to find balance between staying politically aware, and not allowing myself to be consumed with doom and dread.

Nigga I was on YOUR flight. YOUR plane flipped UPSIDE down…. YOUR PLANE WAS SHOWING PUSSY AND YOU THINK 30K IS ANYWHERE NEAR ENOUGH????

God, these people or so fucking evil! 🤦🏾‍♀️ Ugh!

That's not his end game. That's just a key step on his destroying democracy and monarchal rule. No kings is important because they really want a king

I’m not surprised but also you should know better than to mess with Dolly.

I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.

There are a lot of white people screaming to be "rescued" by Kamala Harris—and even Obama, who hasn't held office for eight years. Don't do that. Do not do that. 🧵

Answer: 1st, "failure to respond" is not resignation...there's a way to resign and it's codified in US law - failing to respond to an Email from outside the agency that employs you is nowhere in the law. Otherwise, this should suffice: "I completed work in accordance with my position description."

Trump accuses federal workers of “playing golf.” He spent the last three weekdays golfing.

How many federal workers would DOGE need to fire to make up for Musk not paying his fair share of taxes? Answer: 677,000. That's 44% of the entire non-DoD federal workforce. Again, this power grab is not about the budget. It’s about politics.

FIRE THIS LAZY FEDERAL WORKER......

Two weeks from now the crew of a nuclear submarine are going to see this email and the subsequent one firing them all.

Federal Worker Spent Entire Week Golfing

Oh WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Every Beatles song I’ve ever heard a cover has always been 10x better than the original

You gotta be a different type of loser to get a custom paint job or window detail of something you supposedly hate on your car

Like 10 or so years ago on my birthday this guy posted on my Facebook "redbone slim waist fat booty" and that's it. No happy birthday, well wishes, or anything. And to this day I'm still confused what the hell the point of that was! Lol

It’s a holiday! 🥳 Hello 34!! Love a good selfie lol

I'm so tired, Jesus.

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

Making people pay for Clear and Pre-check, OR making them stand in line for hours to have "security". . . but don't give a fuck if the plane/flight/etc is actually safe. That's irony.

It’s been pitched. For years. High speed rail travel. Major airlines (Southwest being the biggest one) spend tens of millions of dollars lobbying against it yearly. It’s the only reason why it doesn’t exist in the US. We have the means, it just will drastically cut into airlines profits.

Not Federico Douglass.

On the heels of multiple airplane disasters, including one less than a month ago that killed 67 people, and after years of warnings about our understaffed air traffic control system, Trump has begun firing hundreds of FAA air traffic control workers. apnews.com/article/doge...

Ayyeeee work is closed tomorrow, I can drink tonight

Broken Heart Syndrome mimics symptoms of a heart attack. It can strike after a stressful event, such as the loss of a loved one, a physical shock, or prolonged anxiety. The good news: It's treatable.

Mark Cuban is not our friend.

Gonna privatize it and it's still gonna suck

I saw a theory that he’s carrying his kid around as a human shield because he’s nervous that someone will try to kill him like the UHC CEO. Seems wild, but not for him.

This is what they mean when they said they wanted to "run the United States like a business"--strip it of everything of value and make off with the money.

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

When they started saying that nigga looked like Steve and doing side by side comparisons I knew it was over

and at some point, it's gotta be hands. is doxxing not a crime?

Exactly.

mitch mcconnell's lying ass thought the courts would do it, but the courts are too pussy to do it. no one wants to be the first to do anything.

and elon is too which is why he keeps a toddler on his hip.